Alright, Homeland. You already broke my spirit two years in a row, this time I'm coming in with ZERO expectations. YOU CAN'T HURT ME ANYMORE.

I really, really liked the Clara moment at the end, but holy shit was the plot to this episode dumb. Like a first year biology student could poke a thousand holes into the plot.

How can mixtapes be real, if our ears aren't even real?

Man, Dawson was a fucking creep. Pacey 4 lyfe.

Eh…

Yo, this was the weirdest Cory in the House episode I've ever seen.

"If we ignore the hairpiece maybe it'll just go away."

ELI'S BLACK HAIR CONFUSES AND ANGERS ME.

I just want this show to be canceled so I can stop seeing advertisements for it plastered on LA buses.

I'd pay loads of neo-shekels for a Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden miniseries.

I wan't.

He died on the way back to his home planet.

I laughed really hard at that scene because all the other inmates were like realistic, schlubby prison dudes, but at the very end is just shirtless, Hollister model looking Cary.

Not that I'm rejecting the idea, but didn't they establish that Finn is married?

SEASON 2. SEASON 2. SEASON 2.

Daily reminder that Terriers is a show that got canceled.

That title was misleading enough to make me sad when I finished reading the article.

There's this story from The Disaster Artist book where they're filming on the roof of a building in downtown San Francisco. As the day goes on they realize that Wiseau doesn't have like filming permits or anything, so they get worried. Eventually though they find out that Wiseau actually owns the building on which…

Psh. Maybe you will, peasant.

Do we get to see Jonathan Tucker's murder abs in this show?