I'm gonna quote one of my college professors who once said, "Evolution isn't survival of the fittest, it's survival of the minimally fit." Like, as long as you have the bare minimum necessary traits to pass your genetic material on to the next generation, that's good enough. Evolution doesn't perfect anything.

Gonna have to watch the show with gallons of gatorade and lotion on standby.

Yr serve is a sucker, my swing is a creep.

It seems to be celebrating a bar mitzvah.

I AM A STABBING ROBOT

She has a fuckin' dog face is what I'm saying.

Yeah, a Saint Bernard!

The years have not been kind to Judge Doom.

Dr. Strange, confirmed!

"GUARDS. GUARDS. GUAAAARDS."

How can Herzog believe that the common denominator of the universe is chaos, hostility and murder, when something as beautiful as this happens?

Not to be a joke killer, but when they were planning the first iteration of the 24 movie the idea was that it still would have taken place during a 24 hour period but just in a 2 hour format. Like it would skip around the day and stuff.

"Paranoia's the barlic in life's kitchen"?

Hey, leave ElDan out of this!

Adrien Brody has fallen far from his inAPPropriate Comedy days.

Adrien Brody has fallen far from his inAPPropriate Comedy days.

That little, "eh, whatevs" look on his face when he went for the premium gas was magical.

Capaldi as the Doctor is such a dick.

So far he basically gets at least one "Malcolm Tucker as the Doctor" line every episode.

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah also has the FANTASTIC RAC remix: