"…I think this is the finest thing the creative team's ever done."

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That seems like it's right up Ryan Murphy's wheelhouse. After all he made a thirteen episode turkey last year.

Oh fuck, I'm gonna watch this aren't I.

"As reported yesterday, Benedict Cumberbatch will play the man-eating tiger, John Harrison. "

I don't watch this show, but I'm assuming that the "Love Is To Die" title is taken to the similarly titled song on the new Warpaint album.

If only there were some sort of international network of machines that would distribute it in an illicit manner.

"You ever, uh, huffed a human soul?"

HIS NAME IS CASSIDY.

I dunno man, the pilot is pretty godawful. The memory of it kept me from watching the show for years.

"I enjoy the delicious, cheesy taste of Doritos Locos Tacos"

That attitude is so not money.

I'd like to graze her anatomy!

If you found the booty bangin' as hell does it truly matter to who the booty belongs? That is the philosophical quandary I pose to you.

It reminded me of the scene in Pushing Daisies where Ned was swordfighting the descendant of a Chinese confederate soldier while Emerson Cod was stuck in a window like Pooh bear.

As long as we're suggesting anime for TV Reviews, may I suggest Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood? I've been gently campaigning for its inclusion for a while now.

JANELLE MONAE. She does my Kansas City heart proud.

Community is back, Bryan Fuller is coming out with another show…

With a name like "Thicke" he's just asking for it though.

"Some things you never get over… like my sister taking her life nine years ago."