FUCK YOU LESTER.

Crazy Eyes just made me sad this season, even in the episodes outside of her backstory. Like, it's become increasingly clear that the character really needs a facility that can provide her with specialized care and Litchfield definitely can't.

Man, I went to Five Guys a month ago and I'm still working through the bag of fries that they gave me.

I think this is my favorite episode of the whole series, and I'm including the Elevator saga in that assessment. Although, the one fault I would give it is that the actor playing kid-Louie's violent friend faltered in the climactic scene in the garage. Like, he did really well in the role throughout the rest of the…

Sorry, what was the grade? I was distracted by the sight of open shirted Lee Pace.

Murder in the First? More like CANCER in the AIDS.

Alison/Donnie takes the prize for murder family of the year. Sorry Hannibal/Will.

The only thing worse than Cosima doing the blood from the mouth seizure thing is Tony and Felix kissing because NO GROSS.

Gus/Molly is canon.

I'm partial to the Verona strawberry jam cookies myself.

Aw man, I shot Leekie in the face.

This seems as good an opportunity as any for Werner Herzog to break into the Hollywood blockbuster game.

A+ casting on young Louie. Dude even got Louie's laugh down pat.

Harry and the Computer coming to NBC Fall 2014.

The musical sequence is either the worst or best thing this show has ever done, but I was crying by the end of it so I'm leaning towards the latter.

POSSIBLE SEASON 3 SPOILERS

"Nostalgia - it's delicate, but potent. Will told me that in Greek, 'nostalgia' literally means 'the pain from an old wound.' What I'm trying to say is that I named this knife 'Nostalgia'."

Well, to be fair he's rolled the dice a lot of times and it's only really worked out twice.

"…we [will do] the novel Hannibal Rising and doing our own version of the Hannibal Lecter origin story, which will bear no resemblance to what is in Hannibal Rising."

"Bryan Fuller, you sadistic monster…"