When they said that there was going to be a post credits scene previewing next season I was hoping really hard that there was going to be a Bowie cameo. The fact that this was ALMOST as good is a testament to how fucking bonkers fantastic this show is.

C'mon Fuller, add in a Mads/Gillian sex scene next year. For me.

YOU CAN'T END A SEASON LIKE THIS. I HATE YOU BRYAN FULLER. I HATE THIS SHOW. YOU RUINED MY LIFE.

Man, that Margot is a real stone hearted lady.

I give the trailer a 9/10 in terms of hype, but only a 4/10 in terms of amount of Pratt abs.

Other Dogs: [Creepy Barking Filled With God Complex Metaphors]
Winston: [Barking Filled With Allusions to Murder and Inner Turmoil]
Other Dogs: [Homoerotic Barking]
Winston: [Homoerotic Barking]

Hannibal's Hotline Miami cosplay is coming along splendidly.

Man, Winston has the strongest human flesh recognition skills out of anybody on this show. Jack should be offering him a job on the team.

I'm enchanted and terrified.

Hannibal Intelligence Rankings - Week 12:
1. Bedelia
2. Winston
3. Hannibal
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32. The fish jello
33. Mason

Oliver + Felicity 5eva

That Garrett death scene though.

They have prehensile dicks and can lift five times their own body weight when frightened.

Typical women, letting the terrorists get away because of their emotions.

Hopefully when Ginsberg comes back he can just nip this awkward situation in the bud.

Dammit, Ginsberg needs to stop stealing my techniques on how to court the ladies.

I'll probably watch the first few episodes, but I'm fairly sure that Goyer will Goyer it up.

FUCK YEAH HELENA.

"Six Parenthood seasons and a Parenthood movie. (Actually, that last one will be literally true, won’t it? Huh.)"

Frederick and Freddie need to get together and have a slew of beautiful, mixed-race, sassy, invincible babies. All named Freddie.