That scene where he was trying to make the little kid cry was super funny. The kid kept questioning the idea that his foster parents had to give him up and at one point Mason basically went, "Goddammit kid, just go with it. I want your tears you little shit."

I like to imagine Hannibal sitting at his computer later after he makes his cannibalism/murder jokes, thinking, "'You saw part of her.' Oh Hannibal, you so hilarious. You Nick Cannon hilaaarious"

Orphan mar-tear-nis all around!

Part of me was super duper pissed off at Mason Verger, but another part of me was laughing really hard at the Dead Ringers reference.

The asteroid collision is canon now.

Right? At that point in the article I thought I was reading something from The Onion.

YEAR OF BOWIE. YEAR OF BOWIE.

I agree.

Then they'd need to change the script to say that he had the stuff tattooed on his chest.

I think it was in the Hot Fuzz commentary where Edgar Wright or Simon Pegg or someone described Timothy Dalton as looking "like a cartoon fox".

He's a slasher! He must be stopped!

The moment with the Agent Young Bigmeat and the dog lost any possible drama for me because during that scene my friend quoted this:

Louie isn't in the same league as Ducktales. Ducktales makes Louie look like something a loney, fat, middle-aged, ginger would make.

Yvonne killing tiny, adorable animals wouldn't make me not want to see her.

If Romero really wanted to make the shooting look like an accident he should've just sprinkled a little crack on the body.

I personally enjoy the cross-talk format since I personally believe that television and the discussion thereof is communal in nature, and in the best case scenario, the two reviewers engaged in cross-talk can bring out the best in each other. In regards to Louie's hatred of chickens, it almost felt like an allusion to…

Sure, if you call that living.

I actually screamed when I saw the "Awesome Possum" shirt.

"YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET ATTACKED BY A DRONE, MOVE NOW!"

When I was a kid I wanted a Question spinoff more than anything in the world.