I'd say we've got ourselves a date.
Carade
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Wait guys, he might be referring to the secretary, Dawn Chambers while using the wrong gendered pronouns and backstory. I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt.
"New York Mets"
Is Tony back? Is Tony back?
Let's face it, any way you slice it you'd have to be on drugs to not love Pitt's performance, a less talented actor would have let the character go to the dogs.
That last dinner scene was so homoerotic I had to open a window to let some of the gay out. (I loved it).
There's like a 0% chance she's dead, which is great because I would miss Lara Jean Chorostecki's cheekbones and sass. Love the flaming wheelchair fakeout in the teaser though.
What I learned from that four/five way is that Hannibal probably has the most attractive cast on television.
It's not gay when it's in a three-way!
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.
The area's gray in a one, two threeway!
"You slice the ginger."
Name: I wanted something unique, and when I was thinking of usernames I was watching a kung fu movie and "Carade" sounds kind of like "Karate".
That sounds like my Friday night! Except instead of oral sex it's a handjob and instead of a girlfriend I'm alone and unloved and probably weeping.
I got a picture of a screaming face and a message saying. "The destroyer is manifest."
I was hoping that they'd show a picture of Eddie Cosgrove and that he'd have a tiny eyepatch. C'mon Weiner, get your damn shit together.
It was still five minutes of a goddamned cougar showing up.
WE NEED TO SET UP A PERIMETER NOW.
This episode just goes on to prove that Alison is best clone.
Go to Todd Vanderwerff's house, knock on his door and whisper the secret password, "Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the avatarioli"
"Will, the Tapir killer has struck again and we need your mind to stop him."