Man the case of the week was a bunch of B-movie nonsense. I mean, psychobabble aside, the killer was a furry.

Andy's got his priorities straight.

HAMM ALERT. I REPEAT. HAMM ALERT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE.

It would be extremely painful.

"Can you be quiet? We're trying to film Secret Millionaire! Check your privilege!"

"Despite"?

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Man, Bird Person is a total bro, sticking around to help clean up after the party and what not.

Dammit Internet, where's my Hannibal + Calvin and Hobbes mashup?

If Fuller can sneak in a musical number where Chilton sings, "Being Alive" Hannibal will have officially superseded Pushing Daisies as my favorite TV show.

Will was looking mad handsome in that last scene, I mean holy shit my Kinsey score was flipping out.

LAST NAME WALKING. FIRST NAME NEVER.

Damn Harmon, that line was ice cold.

LET ME BE ONE OF THE SIX.

I believe the central maxim of a Elmore Leonard crime story is that criminals are dumb. The cartel guys are no exceptions.

I was hoping that the streak of "A" finales would continue. Oh well, can't win them all I guess. To an extent this finale felt like a repilot for the next season, which hopefully means there'll be more Rachel and Tim (and Ian McShane as a guest star. C'mon. Just one episode. At this point I'll be happy if he just…

A-?

Boy oh boy, I can't wait to pop open a nice bottle of wine for next week's episode.

Freddie and Alana, Freddie and Alana, Freddie and Alana, Freddie and Alana…

Oh god that dinner scene with Abel was the second sickest thing this show's ever done. The first is having Hannibal and Alana hook up, because holy shit ew. Raul Esparza continues to be the show's MVP though, I audibly cheered when Chilton switched over completely to Team Graham.