Man, I just want a House of Cards/24 crossover.

The fact that this season only has 3 episodes left fills me with Rust-ian levels of existential sadness.

You just started something you can't finish, buddy!

That's actually rather sweet.

blade knows the game.

Don't be sad Sims. Given the ratings you might not have to watch this show anymore.

The guys who made the Lego Movie totally understand. Everyone had a special lego dude that was just normal but was really the best.

*tips fedora*

"Paul Bettany will be both seen and heard…"

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood!

As proven by Justified, more Tudyk is always a good thing.

The voice of "The Word" is being provided by French Stewart.

Please donate to my Kickstarter to adapt my Doctor Who/24 slash fiction. If we reach the first stretch goal I'll add a subplot where The Doctor cuckolds Jack with a cougar.

Kendal Crowe should get himself checked out for tinnitus.

People in Toronto used to tell me I look like Enrico Colantoni.

I found it at the bottom of the review for The Following.

Note: That statement was not meant to be inflammatory and was merely an Argo reference.

Fargo fuck yourself.

Tim ain't too great at Scrabble. "LARD" isn't going to get him too many points.

Art said the one sentence that guarantees an episode of Justified at least an A-, "I'm sending Tim along."