Do any AV Club friends in Los Angeles wanna organize a field trip?

Doo do do dooooo.

Where's the version with Gilbert Gottfried as Samantha?

Judging by his snazzy getup I would assume he was paid in pussy.

Wanna fight?

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that he found a job.

"No, that's not the right play Mr. President. We need to set up a perimeter for the next twenty minutes while I talk to Tony about what happened in the past hour."

The sad thing is that even though nobody who visits the AV Club watches the damned show, Sims will forever be cursed to review it since his reviews probably get a lot of hits.

Grimm's probably a better lead in than say, I dunno, Parks and Recreation or something.

That part in the second half of the trailer where the vocals kick in and Will turns to look at Hannibal mournfully is the most homoerotic thing this show's ever done. The only way it could be gayer is if they used "Kiss From a Rose" instead of that cover of "Stand By Me".

Solid, unfettered "A".

I want to have shots with Walton Goggins so bad.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS.

Handles was the saddest death of the episode. Capaldi bringing it back to life would immediately skyrocket him to my top 5 Doctors.

I AM THE ONE WHO NEIGHS.

A+ ANDY'S BACK.

Gilgun has one of the most expressive faces I've ever seen. I mean seriously man, I don't know how he does it.

I dated a girl who was kind of like her once (Actually she was more like Diaz, I mixed her and Santiago up because they both have Hispanic last names and also I am dumb). For the first date I took her to the Griffith Observatory followed by dinner at a nice Italian restaurant. I told her that she should pick the…

"Make me."

Blood!? Blood. Crimson copper-smelling blood, his blood. Blood. Blood. Blood… And bits of sick.