Shut up.

"Fivel Goes West Fourth Street."

This is the America that I know and love.

@ShaunTKennedy: That sounds like a vast improvement on the crack-jolly rancher hybrid original.

Even if all of this is true, the "X's Katrina" cliche is as tired and obfuscating as naming every scandal "Y-gate." Can't we just say NYC sucks at snow and is no longer the greatest city in the world because of it and leave it at that?