Go to Indian Wells! I went for the first time this year and had a nice time doing blogs there.

Yeah Katrina is what I remember. 12 years later and Kanye is still right.

Tezticular Torzion is the name of my throwback, 80s retro, hair-metal band.

A day after hackers published full-frontal nude pics of Justin Bieber, stolen off ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez’s phone to Selena Gomez’s Instagram account after hacking/stealing the login info.

If you’re a man...

On the contrary I think he’s a very good heel. People watch his fights because the vast majority are hoping he will finally get his comeuppance. It never happens though.

Phoenix is actually a pretty cool city. Tempe is cooler for sure but it’s the REST of this godforsaken state that blows. Especially all the cities that are old people only.

thank christ we can all stop talking about firefly now

The proper context here is important to my very uneducated eye. She “botches” the move at the very beginning of the routine, at which point I would have completely forgotten everything else I was supposed to do after that. But she managed to gather herself and perform really well afterwards, including an impressive…

I really want to get excited for this game. But the micro transaction bullshit is giving me serious pause. Also the fact that they turned the giant spider into a sexy lady because reasons.

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

Tennis coverage has been oustanding lately. Keep it up.

I used to do customer service for Dish Network, and “hold time” was one of our metrics we were judged on. The workaround to avoiding high hold times was to just “mute” the customer. I’m sure this happens everywhere.

Your comment made my day. I’m the one that recorded this and sent it to Jez. I followed him around for three days, went to eight town halls, and I feel like I need a week to get the slime off of my soul. He’s convinced there we’re part of some conspiracy in his district that shouldn’t be taken seriously, so I love…

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

Get out of here with that rationality and let me call my cousin-in-law a fuckboy in peace.

For a second, I thought you mean that Jon Goodman was dead. I was so confused.

Go for Detroit or Atomic Blonde I would say, I am the type of guys that likes what people call shitty movies stuff like transformers and what not (don’t hate me), even I thought this was not worth the trip to the Theatre.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

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