It’s obvious Cleveland has no clue what it’s doing. You could’ve got a whole season out of him on a 10-day contract.

He’s not the player the Cavs’ want...but he may be the one they knee’d.

I have no kind words for John McCain. I do not wish him a speedy recovery, I do not wish him extended lifetime. The spineless, self described “maverick” rolled over for a fucking moron who consistently insulted him and his service (and by proxy the rest of the servicemen and women).

That’s the trouble though - Archer without H. Jon Benjamin’s voice just isn’t Archer... 

If John McCain has brain cancer, then what will the rest of the GOP be diagnosed with?

I have worn contact lenses for almost 20 years without an issue. So don’t tell me what to fucking do :)

mom pls dont do this

Is it wrong that I irrationally root for a 19 year old to fail because his Dad is an all-time terrible sports dad? Yeah, probably. Is this gonna stop me? No, probably not.

Add this to the “Christi is a huge asshole” file: we NJ state employees just learned that he sent a letter requesting that our July 4th federal holiday pay be revoked, since we were in the shutdown for that time. So we were stiffed for Monday’s pay, and Tuesday’s pay, while his bloated ass lay on the beach.

I don’t suppose it matters on the birth certificate, but it does seem a little foolish to just pretend sex has no relationship to health. You don’t need to force anything on a child, but that is medically necessary information regardless of what gender, if any, the child identifies with.

LeBron’s value is probably equal to the value of one whole NBA franchise.

If he’s underpaid, Lebron is an indentured servant.

Now both russ and George can leave the thunder for the lakers together at the same time hahahaha

It absolutely isn’t. He’s mocking Mayweather. I love it. He should do another “training” video with 50 Cent reading the fight contract.

Huzzah!! Welcome back, Jane! You (and Millihelen!) have been sorely missed.

He exaggerated on the 700th bit. But isn’t the rest of it true? Can’t we both acknowledge that she’s unprecedentedly awesome and amazing AND that she’d get crushed by someone like Novak D or Andy Murray? She’d presumably admit as much herself if you forced her to answer. Those guys are taller than her, faster than…

Look at how this question was setup:

Klay out there drinking all day and partying all night and living his best life. Cut that man some slack

...whatever.