Wait, isn’t this guy Attorney General of the United States? Even if he’s convicted, it’s not justice. He’ll die in a few years anyway, and that innocent 27 year old had decades ahead of him.

I think pigs are the tastiest of all animals, hands down. Though I haven’t tried people.

If I remember my Dirt Bags correctly, Kim had some pretty tough pregnancy issues including that wingardium leviosa (sp) where you puke like...all day. Pregnancy sounds awful.

FTP and juries.

to be fair, when I move to Phoenix I’ll be a “Chiefs fan who owns Cards season tickets”

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

Jokes on you, ladies. While you’re worrying about your butthole us manly men are focusing on the really important part; your sexy, sexy duodena.

Hot take: I don’t like the over exposure of this baby; I don’t like that new song particularly because autotune is lazy af; and I really don’t like that music video with inexplicable lady with enormous breasts riding a horse in slow motion. The whole thing is just—

You’ve gotta know I’m not seriously suggesting LeBron is stunting on children.

Oh come on, LeBron built the fields and courts and bought every ball you see there. Do you not recognize the “It’s my ball” rule? I am so glad to see he does this. I would pay to have him own me while on the same court.  

1. That baby is adorable.

No, this is not shade. He flat out named Rory and stated in plain English his ceiling. Not exactly subtle.

@karabrown HELP

THIS IS NOT SHADE

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

That’s true, but its even more difficult than that. Most games have terrible voice acting and don’t include the correct audio in the first place, just a poorly done English dub, that oftentimes gets praised anyway. So in the end does it really matter if a talented voice actor does a terrible job dubbing a game or a…

McGregor should bring a slew of UFC stars to his corner, drop gloves in the first round and proceed to pound the fuck out of Mayweather. Then, when Mayweather’s dickhead crew tries to intervene, Conor’s UFC cohort can step in and annihilate them as well. This is the only outcome that would make the$59.99 worth it.

I’m just hoping that McGregor loses his bearings, gets confused about where he is, and kicks Mayweather in the face, right before being DQ’ed.

There are still rules in boxing. Ring size, weight class, glove weight, all that stuff. Just because it’s boxing doesn’t mean all that stuff’s settled.

Nah. McGregor is a loud mouth, Mayweather is actual human garbage. The ideal outcome is Mayweather finishes the night with a feeding tube.