While only half paying attention swiping through tinder I accidentally swiped right on a girl with my mothers name and since I have shit luck she did the same with me and I had a very awkward conversation.

I’m a horrible person who has a special place reserved in hell for me, complete with a velvet rope and a disco ball, because I was distracted by the picture as I read the headline and thought it said “Prince William Opens Up About the Loss of His Hair.”

My goodness, women’s tennis without Serena is just a lackluster group.

Not an Ariana Grande fan at all but that poor kid was so traumatized by what happened I’m sure she couldn’t think straight. I wouldn’t have expected her to go to the hospital and Piers Morgan is an asshole.

I was genuinely moved by her first tweet. It seemed heartfelt and not overly crafted. Good for her for following it up with concrete action.

That’s the girl who waited.

“Don’t mind if I do....”

plot twist, the leaks from the white house are ivanka and malania

what. ever. will still watch. the rock is rarely shirtless in most of his movies and vh1 had bob the drag queen and katya promoting it, both of which basically raise the rotten tomatoes score to like 40% for my purposes. also, if i sat thru san andreas, i can sit thru this.

Single Prayer Healthcare.

I thought I was and Deadspin and assumed you were a dude and was very impressed when you got to the part about waxing everything.

I’m still impressed, actually. Waxing is some hardcore shit.

Top pic looks like the start of a horror movie. Also, this would have been better with Jude Law/young pope.

Can you guys do another Jez-spin switcheroo? That was the best ever.

I have a bidet and love it.

While I am on your side concerning those issues I have a hard time going against discount tire because the ones I have been to have been staffed with great people who seem to actually try to do the right thing. They have talked me into less expensive tires, been friendly every time I have been, and even stayed late…

While I am on your side concerning those issues I have a hard time going against discount tire because the ones I…

It’s like Iron Chef, the American versions pale in comparison to the originals.

Baseball is the worst, i would rather watch paint dry.

Such a shame regarding the downward spiral of this game. The phenomenon that occurred at its launch is something I think they could’ve kept up with some better strategy, but alas.

I dated the daughter of the CFO in college in the late ‘90s.. They are really positive donors in Ypsilanti and Scottsdale. The Halles have their political issues, but they aren’t terrible people. They have a good business model that really helps their communities.

I dated the daughter of the CFO in college in the late ‘90s.. They are really positive donors in Ypsilanti and…

A nutrition/parenting article? Excuse me while I pop some popcorn and head straight to the comments!