I miss the topspin series. I was the only one who bought them from my local GameStop. The guys always knew when a new topspin was released I'd be there that morning to pick it up.

I'm sorry but butterbeer is shit. Everything else Harry Potter is amazing tho. I was hooked as soon as I learned we had the same birthday

Sounds about right. The world is a pretty fucked up place. I was just reading the gawker article about the satanic temple’s new statue. After reading their main tenets, they sound like great people and cops are fucking shitheads. Great times

Just because 29% of stops were black doesn’t mean people were stopped multiple times. There were 12000 stops but I’m assuming there are way more than 12000 people in the county.

I’ve tried butterbeer each time I went to the theme park and it just got worse and worse. All it is is butterscotch cream soda but it is gross. And yet there’s a line throughout the park to buy it from each little stand that sells it. Harry Potter is what ancient alchemist were looking for. It literally turns shit…

That's how pretty anything with milk in it is for me. It took months for me to realize that milk was the reason my stomach was always trying to kick my ass. I love milk so much tho that usually I just say fuck it and suffer thru the night. The gas part doesn't bother me but my ex-gf wasn't too happy with it lol

You are a beautiful picture of the American Dream. The scene you just describes sounds like so much joy I almost wish a Big Mac meant that much to me

Did they have one when he left deadspin?

Wouldn’t it be better to live in pursuit of a dream for 24 years than to live in misery at a soul sucking job?

That’s weird. We have guys who deliver the chips to our stores. But I live on the west coast so maybe its different here. And Wise Salt and Vinegar are awesome. I get a bag every time I go home to NY

That’s super strange. I work at a grocery store and our Frito-Lay vendor always brings in these chips as soon as the contest starts. No matter what the flavors are I always buy them all to try.

Everybody dresses up their boners right? It's not just me.

I would say I’d be pretty embarrassed if anyone ever said anything about a rogue boner. On the same hand, I’ve never giggled at anyone’s erect nipples. I might look but its not really a giggling situation.

I can’t speak for all men, but this happens to me at least a few times a week. There’s doesn’t even have to be anything around to trigger it, just pops up. Always in the worst situations too

My best friend lives in Riverside so I make a trip out there once or twice a year and even I got a little excited. Mostly because I’m hoping to run into her the next time I’m there while she’s licking a pretzel or something

I have learned over the years that all the masterbating I did when I was younger has made it take a long time for me to orgasm. Usually it takes 10-15 minimum from intercourse. The position can make it take longer or shorter. That all being said I have never been able to orgasm from a blowjob. It is a sad state of…

No man has ever complimented me on the things that really matter, like my impeccable eyebrow game

You should but i’ve it happen man times where a player hears a call that came from the crowd and stopped play thinking it came from the crowd. Or the player on the other side thinks they hear a call and stops play so they can’t make it to return the ball. The crowd needs to keep quiet during play so they don’t affect…

Being loud during points just isn’t a part of tennis tradition. Its like being quiet during a golfer’s drives or putts. British sports are supposed to be quiet. In reality its very hard to hear line judges when the crowd is being loud. Being able to hear a line judge can determine who wins a point.

Cats are bad. I’m only typing this safely because my cat is at the groomers. I fear for my life if he finds out about this upon his return home.