Not this time.

Yep.

Missed opportunity to say “give the masses the Wrangler pickup truck they’ve been SCRAMBLING for for years”

I’ll park it next to my 2029 Supra.

my buddy has a rear engine corvette you might be interested in...

Never going to happen. They might get cheaper. But they will still be expensive for what they are. They’ve gone up so high that even if prices dropped 35% they’d still be crazy expensive.

I tell the obnoxious ones that my Exige is a McLarighini Buggaterarri. And seriously one guy excitedly said, “I knew it!"

Ha! I’ve done that too. I’ve variously told people that I design nuclear weapons, that I run a high-class escort agency, or that my father was descended from Maltese royalty (and one day we would reclaim the throne). I don’t even think Malta has a royal family.

Sometimes I'm blown away at how people will freak out and slow down while a cop is on the side of the road, lights on, in the middle of writing a ticket. Trust me, he is not going to notice or care that you were 10mph over and rush from his current perp to pull you over. Unless you are doing ludicrous speed, hes…

Phew [wipes sweat from brow]. Not the gated shifter, that would've been a shame to lose

"That what you do with these straps. You just go."

It's funny: after more than 20 cars, some luxury some sport some exotic and all exciting and enthusiasty, I simply cannot replace the magic of a Porsche 911. It suffers from none of the drawbacks of the Ferrari and all of the benefits. Vette would be good too. Words for my Ferrari wrapup no doubt.

Should be fun in the rain

I call BS. If you were a real, diesel loving redneck, you'd know that there was a memo sent out that we use chain saws now. It's faster, louder, and scares the city people.

So glad I'm not into sports.