So glad I'm not into sports.

Damn, you nailed it. Knowing what's ahead would be a deal maker.

That's $45k USD for anyone that's too lazy to google it

Five million seems like a lot until your realize their currency is gravel.

I'll back you up on this, Collins. He was vastly outnumbered, and trying to chase down the squids is dangerous as hell considering the speed and other traffic around. Break off, call for backup (car backup!) and have the last laugh later.

Dear Squids,

...oh man, that would have made a much better video:)

RIP 17,000 venomous creatures run over in this video

DAMN YOU EARTHROAMER!!!! (for some reason I envision you as some kind of decepticon knockoff evil genius)

I'd do this just to troll my kids!

"Shut your fat ass GM! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine brands you fucked!"

You could buy a brand new 737 and a Citation X+ to go with it for less than $100 million. The list price of a Boeing BBJ (737-700 based) is $73.5 million.

Don't forget the garage for a few supercars!!

For 100M you could have a new 737. For about 140? 200? You could have a 747 and basically fly a sky mansion.

The entire GODDAMN Lotus lineup.

2015 WRX redesign.

Tuatara? Are they actually going to build this thing? I've been hearing about & reading about it for a few years but outside of the prototype that went to Pebble Beach(?), no actual car.

The Code 130R and the IDX as well as any other modern three box coupe. I'll believe it when I see it.

Almost anything with the Vector name on it....

Everyone in the truck world wants it to be built.