I love those AEV conversions, but throw a Hemi in it and the rest of the goodies and you're approaching $100k. You can have a nice Rubicon LJ, a pickup, and a newish Range Rover for that money... But you still won't have one of these :(

Is this too much to ask for?

Judging by the fact that the guy was rollin doors open, I am almost positive he is just a d-bag who can't drive.

You got a weird feeling about the hotel but were fine with spending time in a 944?

/thread.

The night I met my now-husband, he learned I was from New Jersey and tried to impress me by telling me he had a Camaro. Sorry dude, I'm not that kind of Jersey girl. Fast forward ten years, and we're working on the Camaro together, ripping it apart and making it into a purpose-built race car. Working on our cars and…

He should have just removed the passenger seat. Problem solved.

Let me tell you a story: A guy marries his longtime girlfriend. Shortly after marriage, she finds him in the garage cleaning his beloved E-type and says: "Now that we're married, I think you should sell that thing and get something more sensible." Long pause. Then he says: "You know, for a minute there, you sounded…

Because those are already called BMWs.

Well, here's the thing. I was raised by a guy who raced motorcycles. I grew up at the racetrack, around bikers and gearheads and things motorized. I was taken to car shows because I thought they were fun. I really like cars and I like to drive the fuck out of a good car. I have dated more than one guy for his car —…

It's a good thing I shop for cars based on what I want in terms of performance and style, then.

BMW guy probably didn't use his turn signal. Typical.

Great now here come the 1993 105hp 2.3 liter fanboys telling us that this new 4-banger Mustang is "sacrilege." Two-plugs-per-cylinder is the only way, heathens.

It's a press car. It'll get ruined real quick anyway.

Boston Dynamics Big Dog. Listen to that creepy buzzing hum as it awkwardly walks toward your doom.

Ah Chris Brown, he just keeps making headlines with hit after hit.

Of course! Send all the money to me.

That's it! Should I just send my money to you?