This car uses a Mazda3 platform and drivetrain, so not surprising at all!

The Hummer H3 can be had with a manual transmission

Also a star and words to bump this, it cannot be stressed enough.

I give you a star and put letters here, because it is important indeed.

Perhaps one of the last things you'd imagine the military having a use for is a sound stage in the middle of the desert, but that's exactly what they have.

I can't stop laughing at the imagery of a roadside bear on a unicycle. Hell, I think he would slow down traffic more than some guy waving flares.

Except the cameraman. My guess is people were in shock and trying to get oriented. One lady was bleeding from the head so others could have been catering to her.

Christ, how fast was that Explorer in the first frame going with those road conditions?

Looks like a lot of people traveling way way too fast for the conditions.

Wait, they aren't?

I went right to the Tomy wheel

We got Kinja'd.

NINE!? RAWR outrage that my suggestion didn't make it AND you cut the list shorter than every other day - sincerely, all Jalopnik commentatorists

UGH you suck America.

It has to be the Alfa. Has to.

you could say she was...Mcfurious.

Hell hath no McFlurry like a woman's scorn.

If he was a lorry driver, this is the part where he goes to the bar and murders a prostitute. For good luck.

I used to have a job that required professional dress, and dry cleaning was absolutely a convenience for which I was willing to pay. Ironing is of the devil.