My flight leaves three weeks from today, you're welcome to come with! I've rented a Scirocco (or GT86) and my roundtrip airfare from the USA was under $325.

The front is like a car, the back is like a truck. The front is where you drive, the back is where you fuck.

/thread

Hard to get two grown men to approach coitus in one of these.

Canada's AutoGo reports that a Couche-Tard station in a small New Brunswick village recently encountered a fuel delivery error that put thousands of liters of diesel fuel into a filling tank that normally carries gasoline, causing an untold number of cars to receive the wrong fuel. Ouch.

Woah! Do you live in my neighborhood? It sounds like we have the same neighbors. ;)

You know, I don't actually own the car, right? And, I'm more than capable of slobbering, pissing, puking, and crapping over any car I drive. No need to foist all that responsibility on my kid.

Chicago Government: Pro-BroTruck?

Usually, with a cop car, the dicks are on the inside.

That was a woman? Are you sure?

Wait, why are they taking that dude off the plane in handcuffs? Oh... wait never mind.

that's a man baby

Why is it, right around tax time every year, lumber yards go up in smoke and car trailers go missing...

You can't hear it now, but I am sure you've heard this before:

Jalopnik Mainframe Prepatory School.

I can't wait for the X3 sDrive GranSport: the lowered, sportscar version of the SUV. Then there'll be an X4, and its GranCoupe version with four doors, then an X4 Grancoupe GranSport which is exactly like a 3-series except it costs more...

YOU FORGOT THE SIDEPIPES BRO

i found the real one (i made it, sucks but deal wit it)