So this must be what it is really powered by! It's got electrolytes!

I tried, now my head is stuck in the steering wheel... What do I do?

Oh hey. Maybe you can help me out. I keep seeing these weird lines in my local parking lots too. Do you know what they mean?

Well I don't live in NM but maybe I got the NM model... Is that possible.

I always get some impatient jackasses behind me doing this. Like if you're in that much of a rush just pass me on the right dumbass...

Yea, the antenna on my Jeep is actually integrated into the windshield frame.

No cruise control is on the steering wheel and the column has electric adjustment.

Whats that lever on the left side of my steering column for?

Or why all satellite radio antennas look like shark fins,

I do not believe there is a way that you could single out texting signals. This could be a signal from bluetooth hands free, streaming music, or even the off chance that a cop pings you as your phone updates its email automatically.

Could be.

I didn't see ant disk brakes...

"Yes, that's right. 9 kilos. No they only had a red one. I'm going to get it painted white though."

Yea but how many times have I seen a 28' U-Haul scraping, smashing, or otherwise damaging itself in the hands of the lesser qualified? (the answer is a lot)

By hemorraging funds on frivolous purchases?

Or if you are towing a trailer where the combined gross weight is over 1x,xxx lbs (varies from state to state)

So does this pertain to these too Doug???

I'm probably going to have to rob several banks to buy it. I mean, realistically, how much cash are you gonna walk out with if you hold up your neighborhood Wells Fargo? Not enough to buy a 917K, that's for damn sure.

Even if that were possible, it would still be Dany Bahar's fault that it is Hamilton's fault...

It's still his fault.