Usually, no. Although, depending on the situation, I try to mind my language a bit, but I do not change 'who I am'.

What happens when a color blind person shows up???

Mr. Magoo

I can't believe

We have this in Vegas. It's not the best system in the world but it works. And YES, I have personally seen the guy in the passenger seat of an ambulance holding a remote and pointing it towards a sensor bank on the light post causing the lights to change.

Nice try Hyundai!

I can't be mad at the fact that there are less Californians driving. Every time I see a CA plate, they are usually making some sort of horrid driving mistake, like driving between two lanes while talking on the cell phone, or driving down the wrong side of the road.

Mo money mo problems...

Interesting.... Err... Ummm. Whatever

Actually I believe it usually goes something like "loose the panties, get in"...

Hrmm...

Anything with this logo on it...

That only happened like once... and that was because that guy with metal shoes stuck his foot out the door and onto the track overpowering the circuit. Not our fault!

Toyota land:

I was going to say Jeep land, then I realized it already exists. Its this new place called everywhere...

I thought we all learned lines and shapes in pre-school but I keep getting proven wrong (here I thought it was just Americans who couldn't figure it out)

Anyone make a short bus joke yet?

What. No eyelashes?

The Mike O'Callahan - Pat Tillman Bridge, Spanning the gap between Arizona and Nevada with the Hoover Dam as a back drop.

This actually helps. I was trying to figure out if dude just straight up aimed for some barrels and a crowd and floored it or what.