“We plan to have it ready in time for Moab”

Funny how we may all argue and differ on the idea of the “Best” car, but we all tend to agree on the “Worst.”

Yep. I LOVED that car. For years. It was perfect.

So this is DAD’s dad’s dead DD’d neon?

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

Honestly I don’t see what the white Sequoia did wrong; it appears to be stop and go traffic, it also appears there is a left exit or split coming up (watch till the end), the Sequoia signals to move into the lane, there was a white accord directly behind the Sequoia therefore if the Sequoia slows they’re slowing…

This probably matches the SSR in uselessness. A carpeted bed with a solid hatch? What’s the fucking point?!? The ultimate early aughts poseur mobile.

Love your posts, the main reason I visit Jalopnik. I’ll read about rust bucket clunker projects all day.

Target fixation is a real thing. It took many MANY years and lots of crashes on my mountain bike before my brain became wired for it. My advice for people learning to pick up the skill more quickly? Slack line. Seriously, learning to fixate on the tree and not your feet makes a big difference.

I would purchase this car, as well as a McLaren hat and jacket. Drive to Pebble Beach and park next to the F1 guys. I’d tell them We’re all in the same club.

Exactly this. I come here to get away from this kind of journalism...

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

Assetto cors’a’ is race setting, isn’t it? Assetto cors’e’ would be rac’ing’ setting.

This is on the verge of being good advice, but then veers into bad. The one you want is a 128i with m-sport package and a manual transmission. The whole point to the 1 series is that it had the lightness and simplicity that made it comprable to the 2002, putting in twin turbos and a DCT negates that. It has the same…

How was this not suggested? I’ve seen it posted so many times here, and it still cracks me up every time.

It belongs to my father, The King of Africa.

Counterpoint for sedan of the year: Mercedes AMG Hammer 6.0

Learning how to wrench is the best most expensive way to save money. Tools and trial and error can be expensive, but long term it pays off, plus

Mum raised two unselfish boys. The one son has been wearing tattered shorts for ten years now.

One thing worth noting is that cars from before 2007 will likely not be eligible in most cities for Uber... The only places you can consistently get away with a 2007 or older car are places like LA or SF, where the demand is high and the requirements are low. Most places require newer cars.