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I would not judge you harshly in any way if you smashed his genitals with a hammer, or enacted any other manner of harm upon him. I have no way of comprehending just what it’s like to go through what you’ve gone through with your health, but his behavior is inexcusable and all-too-common among men.

I get the impression that this document is, at least in part, inspired by Porsche getting sued over a “too fast to be safe” car...

Not everyone can see through buildings, and it’s just a teensy bit difficult to tell where sirens are coming from when you have buildings all around. Is the sound from another street over? Cross traffic at an intersection? Slamming on your brakes (which the civilian would have had to do) is gonna cause problems,

Your will be sad, but I am sure he will understand.

While I didn’t expect five figures above MSRP to be involved, I fully expected that this thing would be going for thounsands over MSRP. There’s a sucker born every minute. I wonder, will the Type-R come with a fitted baseball cap that only fits when worn backwards?

Unless they convince Mayweather to hold back I predict first-round knock out. Conor MacGregor will have no idea what the hell happened, and may even not remember that a fight has happened.

Taking any steps to interfere with the operations of recording devices should be, in and of itself, a criminal offense. And if a complaint is made against an officer who has in some way disabled his camera/mic it should default to the complaint being considered legally legitimate and 100% accurate.

Unless you’re a minority, then they just refuse to pay out unless you sue the shit out of them. And you may not get your attorney’s fees, even. Ask Steve Lehto about it... He did a Lehto’s Law on the subject. At least in Michigan, insurance companies can defraud their customers with near-impunity.

Yeah, better to just surrender to fucking Nazis, amirite? Fuck off.

Compare the pictures from both sides. The suspension is quite probably fucked up.

Should there be at least one use of “hoser” in there? Maybe a “take off” or two? Or are those mostly limited to good ol’ Bob and Doug?

Two of them are executing a lane change, and the white Lexus appears to be giving the lane splitter plenty of room. No crossing of the solid yellow has occured, so no asshattery is in play there. I give motorcycles tons of room because the consequence of one of us fucking up is so, so much bigger than if it were two

I call the green caps “sucker caps” for a reason. When my mom was car shopping a few years back, the Hyundai dealer she visited offered nitrogen fill for $70. After getting done there, I explained why she wouldn’t want to bother with that. She couldn’t get the Hyundai she liked in automatic anyway (she’s quite adept

Do unto the coal-rollin’ diesels what they do unto 25-year import violations. Crush ‘em.

Looking closer, I think you’re right... Still, that couldn’t have been fun to experience.

Watching that and all I can think is “Oh god her poor ankles!”

He should have flipped on his headlights to help slow down the car, and shined a flashlight at the proper angle to help him turn.

My grandpa called those “chicken shit welds” because they looked like, well, chicken feces. And they hold only slightly better than chicken shit. He hardly had to do any grinding and polishing on his welds to have them look amazing and the end result was damn strong. He knew how to work the weld down into the gap

If you’re barely able to pay your mortgage, sell off some of that stock. It’s worth well over 100 times what it was when you bought it. Or get a job and work like the rest of us, though HOW you’ll live with yourself being a blood-sucking monster of a wage-slave is beyond my imagination. Truly, the people who actually

It’s not even anti-capitalist! It’s anti-myopic business practices. Start suggesting that a given capitalist system may not be so awesome, though, and suddenly people lose their shit.