Does it involve an act that is illegal in most states, and so abhorrent that even South Park would not dream of portraying it?

Doug can just release a swarm of hungry rodents in the engine bay and promptly garage the thing for a few months. After that he can roll it into a lake because not even Tavarish wants a rodent-infested Aston Martin. Flood damage is fine, though.

Star for “more corners than a Prius has horsepower”

Poorly. It was set up for the streets, not a track, and as a result the cornering isn’t close to what modern supercars can do. When it comes to the track, cornering and braking become enormously important.

Work on your reading comprehension, she specifically discusses cars going ten mph so they can try to catch pokemon. Not to avoid pedestrians wandering into the road. People driving and gaming at the same time.

Lambo owners call that “fire extinguisher recharge”

Well, it would save somewhere in the neighborhood of 28000+ lives per year... Over 90% of crashes are human error.

I’ve seen a boat on the side of the freeway. No trailer, just the boat lying right on the freeway. Oh to be the claims adjuster on that insurance call.

Seeing as removing the cause of 93% of all crashes would be the end result? I personally would.

All these features plus the ability to retain value like an opened bag of marshmallows!

Logical conclusion of prior statements, Alex. You’ve made comments on lethal airbags and governmental refusal to revisit airbag standards. Your insistence that the government wants to restrict travel. Logical conclusion of killing off your citizens and restricting their travel is that the economy is weakened and your…

Dude, just don’t engage with Gawker Alex Jones. You’ll only raise your blood pressure. He’s utterly convinced the government wants to kill everyone it doesn’t imprison so that its people stop making money for it to steal from them at gunpoint.

Based off these crash results, the car itself will be bumper to bumper afterward.

Alas, the belt alone would exceed the value of the car.

I’m probably gonna get hate for this, but it’s a damn Ford. I wouldn’t trust an 11 year old Ford’s ABS to still be working considering the 2012 Ford Focus doesn’t even know what gear to choose.

I would guess the BMW is because the name contains “coupe” and the people who wrote the law assumed that coupe meant coupe, not sedan.

I can see that being a consequence of their actions. Dany certainly needs a hand from an actual nation.

Did you see what the Mountain did to him? I don’t think a resurrected Oberyn would be able to lose something that smeared all over King’s Landing...

Toyota gets shit from enthusiasts because their cars tend to be about as exciting as a stamp collection that would go for less than the value of the postage the stamps add up to. They make your pulse quicken less than a handful of Valium.

I wouldn’t pay that much for a two year old Dodge, much less a nearly 40 year old Dodge. I’d say “Crack Pipe” except given the location I’ll instead go with “Meth Pipe.”