Not all of us can be flawless writers like you. Please, take mercy on our poor souls. Or should I have intentionally spelled that pour, just to irk you?

I forget where I first saw “lazy-eyed cheesefucker” for Scott Walker, but I love it so much it’s my default for referring to him.

Side... walk? Oh, I get it!

“For sale: Mark III Ford Escort. Ran when parked.”

Could be worse, he could have done this. (Mute it for the sake of your poor ears)

We need a Change.org petition to bring back Pontiac. Granted, nobody takes petitions on there seriously. But that’s half the fun.

I think that, every time someone says they oppose Bernie Sanders because of the BernieBros, it should be pointed out that the Birther movement got started by a Hillary Clinton supporter back in 2008. If who you attracts determines who you are as a candidate, we sure as hell had better be consistent on that. As far as…

The previous owner probably just forgot to mention it had a grass tank.

I dunno, inline-4 (even with a supercharger) isn’t mouse rod level, since a mouse rod still has a V-8, just small block instead of big block. Vole rod?

VW is a huge company, and as I understand they account for quite a lot of jobs in Germany. If it gets bad enough, I can see the German government giving some sort of assistance to keep the company from tanking, though there might be selling off of their less profitable assets. No way in hell they drop Lambo or…

I nominate the Nissan Juke as one of the really ugly cars that still look better than the new Aston Martin. And I have compared the Juke’s stylings to the sort of thing that would come out of you after having been constipated for a week.

Not trying to speak for andsmokeit, but my experience is that most voters, regardless of age, complexion, religion, financial status, or basically any other metric you care to name are poorly informed and are more likely to vote for a name they actually know. Everyone knows who the Clintons are. I’m gonna go out on a…

Paging Steve Lehto.

Exactly! This is an excellent point as to why generalizations about generation are horseshit. A ten year (or more) spread is going to make a huge difference. The response isn’t to deny being in that generation, it’s to ignore people who assume that every member of a generation is the same because they’re just being…

Saying it’s bullshit to generalize an entire generation spanning a 25 year period is fine, saying you’re not a part of that generation is absurd. Welcome to the world, this shit’s been going on since people could speak. Every new generation has been lazy good-for-nothings, if you listen to the prior generations.…

Not to be a complete dick (just a partial dick), but you’re acting like a 15 year old here. If you’re going to whine about “millenials” be prepared for people to point out that you are one, too. (And congrats on being my motive for finally making a Kinja account!)