It is always amusing when someone is completely unable to look outside their own experiences in an attempt to be critical.

Io9 writers must’ve hacked Kotaku. 

Get a hobby. 

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

Texas: racing to the bottom, dragging the rest of us with, no matter how much some of us kick and scream.