Similar embellishment.

From you:

Nah, it’s more complicated.

I agree, and it seems lost on the people upset at Hasan. If you go to a comedy show expecting anything you hear to be completely factual and truthful, you are the fool.

“standup comedian embellishes details for sake of comedy.” News at 11.

Yes but does he defend himself in song while playing a ukulele?

“We’ve ALL done stuff when we were younger and dumber that we would regret now. Not sure why famous people think they need to be so different...”

Was Minhaj actually told he’s not getting the job, or is that just a funny story he made up for a new stand up routine?

God, low-rise jeans. I had such a nice ass in 2002. Sometimes I’d buy cheap jeans, cut the waistband off and wear them that way so they just sat on top of my ass. A guy in my class walked into something looking at my ass one day.

Sadly, you are correct...

I’m sure people will hate me for this, but I agreed not to have the baby.

I want to be clear that I absolutely do not support fathers failing to do their share around the house or as a parent. Parenting is the most amazing thing ever but it is also hard, so everyone needs to fully commit and pull their weight.

I just imagine if one of my friends told me that, despite all appearances and everything they’d been saying, their marriage has been broken for seven years but they can’t face “actually” ending it...

I’m sorry but like, he’s 83. He probably has a tremor and gets sent to bed early because he “sundowns.” The idea that 83 year olds are any kind of involved as parents is straight-up goofy.

I was about to argue that Jada has a lot of executive producer credits, but my understanding from the Sony leak/Angelina Jolie mess is that executive producer is a bullshit vanity credit.

Sure she has- embarrassed the hell out of Will Smith time and time again. She sucks!

You’re correct, and I’d like to know just how many celebrities *of any age* change diapers, get up in the middle of the night, etc. instead of hired help.

I just looked at Jada’s imDB again. With the possible exception of that hippo in Madagascar, she’s done nothing to warrant this attention.

The term “geezer dick” will be bouncing around my head all day. So, you know, thanks.

• Speaking of: Robert De Niro’s “support” for his partner doesn’t sound like it includes changing diapers for their five-month-old daughter. [Page Six]