Dermatology is one of the most sought-after disciplines, and if she pulled it down at Vanderbilt then she must be an absolute rock star.

They’re obviously horrible people for kicking this poor guy out of the house he bought for millions by going through a proper real estate transaction and giving him more money than the millions he himself paid for it in the first place. I wish I was so unfortunate.

A) How fast did that sale go through? From “not even on the market” to “sold” before his painkillers wore off? Are we to believe that Perry is in kahoots with his anesthesiologist or something?

I voluntarily got a vasectomy after my second kid. My ex had two kids naturally and got pregnant seemingly if left my underwear near her. She was terrible at taking her birth control pills.

I mean  he’d pee poop for a start, 

Nobody’s asking the real question here, which is:  What if a genie DID have a butt instead of a dick?

I know Harmon has made mistakes, but I’m always happy that he has a complete self awareness of his own faults and seems to make genuine efforts to improve himself.

I for one never thought I would see the day where child labor was again a thing in America. Thank a Republican for kids dying in factories, no longer just their schools!

In fact, zero Republicans sponsor the PRO Act.

“licensed counselor” and “certified mental fitness trainer”

To date, 20 Members of Congress have been expelled: 5 in the House and 15 in the Senate. A large majority of those expulsions were predicated on Members’ behavior deemed to be disloyal to the United States at the outset of the Civil War. Nonetheless, the two most recent expulsions followed Members’ convictions on…

I agree, most people are arguing a point Kutcher/Kunis didn’t even make, but I just wanted to make sure that I wasn’t crazy for thinking that even with that in mind, their letter still sounded weird.

As a former police dispatcher, I can provide some insight.

New parents remind me of PhD students, in that they think they are the first and only people who have ever had to work a day in their lives.

John Fetterman? Or Vincent Adultman?

I say this a lot, but why the fuck is this a video?

Nobody gives a shit if you find him annoying. You couldn’t just say that he did a good thing?

Sure, he’s helping people put food on their tables and avoid getting evicted, but the real story is that he’s kind of annoying sometimes.

I find the numbers offered by Thorn to be plausible in one situation, they identified POTENTIAL victims using some dubious statistical correlation between transaction history and personally identifying data. Now did that initial identification result in actionable data, most likely not at the rate Thorn claims.…

I want Britney Spears to be happy. Her Instagram posts of her doing the same dance move over and over in clothes or not depress me. She seems like a woman dying to say something, but all she has been trained to do is to dance for the camera. She continues the pattern after her freedom because she doesn’t have the…