I don’t understand how anyone paying attention to the (now former) Speaker could be even a little surprised by this. She values having a majority in the legislature (hence her focus on swing districts and the moderates that tend to have success in them) and loyalty (so Dems Can do things with them, which she rewards,…

Jesus, could she look more like we all imagined she would? And what the fuck?

Boebert does have a similar vibe to Aubrey Plaza’s homicidal, perverted nun character from The Little Hours

Klanned Karenhood

A million Karens typing on a million typewriters for a million years will eventually produce Mein Kampf. 

“Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.” - Franz Liebkind

If the best example she has of her ex's "bad behavior" is that he didn't want to wait a week to tell their teenagers about the divorce she'd already filed for, I don't know that she actually has a strong case.

The Moms for Liberty are coming to Philadelphia for their national conference this year and I’m wishing them all the worst. I think a lot of people, including the moms, underestimate Philly’s staunch liberalism, and more so how much even the bluest collar Philadelphian will disregard race or sexual orientation when it…

“We did Nazi that coming.”

Now the woke mob is trying to cancel Hitler???

If there are a lot of close substitutes for your product in most people’s minds, stay a million miles away from the culture war. The NFL and the NBA may not suffer for making vaguely “woke-ish” statements from time to time but the Cletus McSisterfuckers of the world don’t have a close substitute for the NFL.

“Big DeSantis Energy” = “I can take Disney!”, so yeah...

Jesus Christ what an amazing idea. Yes please!

“I’m always frank and earnest with women”...

That is such a fantastic 90's action flick. A+ for the B-Tier. 

From what I vaguely recall, everyone involved in that movie wanted and expected a sequel. I’m not sure what happened, but I blame myself because no movie I ever saw in a theater and said “I hope that gets a sequel!” has ever gotten a sequel.

You wouldn't need to. She would have already left you because you have nothing to offer. 

“Henson said defending her write to privacy as part of the lawsuit is a noble pursuit for a veteran."

A hero will rise, weak in the knees from heavy masturbation, filled with resolve and low in blood sugar.

It is.