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The really weird thing to me is that there are MYRIAD examples of “attractiveness mis-matches” so-to-speak. Like, if you weren’t so repugnant in literally every other way, being less-than-average in the looks department isn’t actually a massive hurdle to overcome. People are attracted to different things.

“I never knew I could feel a penis until I met [new guy].”

I am always puzzled why this particular group feels so entitled to a partner who is much more attractive than themselves. Most people gravitate toward partners of similar attractiveness, with some outliers of course.

Yes, that’s my point. She wants to play dress up. Not really practice. 

I don’t know if this is progress or not, but the slightly more self-aware wing of this tribe seems to have spawned the “level-up/high-value man” branch of wayward masculinity. It insists that men recognize the “natural” divides of attraction/desirability and improve themselves (get fit, dress better, make more money,

Yeah, of course guys like this are against no-fault divorce and think women should be bound to them forever. That’s a given. My main takeaway here is that he is suffering and in real emotional pain, and that has made my day just a little bit better. 

“Take half” is code for “I don’t want to pay child support and alimony, and I don’t want to marry a woman who can support herself either because then I wouldn’t have 100% control of the rest of her life.”

so you’re telling me closet organizer is not a legit job?

heh... For want of a comma.

What exactly is the distinction where we’re supposed to be disgusted by people possibly cheating on their fiancées vs. when we’re supposed to be titillated and delighted by it?

I’m constantly astounded by the level of mental gymnastics required to believe, simultaneously, that Hunter Biden is such an addled junkie that he left his laptop at a repair shop full of nudes,...

Private equity firms, specifically. Nobody has done more to protect them from reforms to the carried interest tax loophole than her.

That I granted a significant downward departure does not in any way diminish Daunte Wright’s life.

Guaranteed she’s lining up a Fox News gig as one of their “bipartisan” talking heads.

ali wong didn’t solely put out that statement. it was a joint statement from showcreator lee sungjin, steven yeun, and ali wong.

This is a remake and nope, nope, nope, i had enough nightmares after seeing the original   way back when.

Of course consensual conversations are a thing. He just wasn’t having them.

Impregnating them is a-okay, though.

I see what you did there. 

Don’t we rate updates on a higher class of vermin and filth than this? How are the lice and bedbugs doing now that they no longer have to cohabitate with something so below their dignity.