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It would have to be in NY, but unfortunately, those are the most arcane and weak sauce of all the charges and indictments he’s facing, or is likely to face. Of course, even if he’s convicted of every single crime for which he will very likely be indicted in Georgia, I don’t think we’re living in the timeline wherein

As I understand “things”, I think we’re supposed to be careful not to conflate biological sex and gender.

I’m paraphrasing Maya Angelou, but, “when a neckbeard wears a fedora, we should believe them the first time.”

“Blaming ACL tears solely on our biological makeup, however, is inherently problematic.”

Counter-point: when so asserted by Rudy Giuliani, it IS in fact framed as an accusation.

“The report says it was also revealed during the trial that his gun was unloaded.”

Went back over the article like three times looking for the amount. How the hell does one square writing a clickbait headline about the biggest ever award of its kind, but neglect to write the actual amount.

We put too much value in the voices of athletes and celebrity due to their outsized platform and act surprised when they don’t always deserve that.”

It seems like this motherfucker is going to get convicted of something jailable, so, this might actually be the most important election in American history. I mean, it always feels that way, but if one of the completely plausible outcomes of the election directly lead to a Constitutional crisis over the question of

Working the stand-up comedy circuit, playing live shows, etc., isn’t creating wealth or value for AMPTP or its constituent entities. Live, in-person entertainment is not what’s on strike. Now, if she films a special and drops it on Netflix all of a sudden, then I would see this argument.

Not being a super huge sports person, I was reading the article thinking that this sounded like some real “young people these days”/“in my day”-sort of shit; I’m assuming this woman came up in an era of sports when, if you underperformed, you made sure to look miserable as fuck about it afterwards, and performatively

One of the emergent themes with this story seems to be the challenging of preconceived notions. For the most part, what’s being challenged is the image or idea people had of Lizzo as someone who lived or acted in conformity with certain social politics (an image no doubt cultivated by Lizzo and her team as part of her

Sure, and I’m not suggesting otherwise. Given the fact that they’re more or less powerless to stop the thing that’s aggravating them, I hope this helps them deal with, or otherwise feel better about a shitty situation.

I’m on Team ‘Let This Hockey Player Be’, but, I suspect he and his family are probably going to end up having to come to terms with this sort of unwanted attention—at least for as long as he has this hockey career. I don’t think it’s right, but neither do I think it’s realistic to expect horny people on the internet

What are the odds Brian Kemp *doesn't* pardon Trump if he's sitting in a GA jail or prison, but somehow wins re-election?

I get that everyone is like “whoa, I thought premarital sex was a ‘no-no’!” is just ribbing the general hypocrisy of Republicans, but, if this lady has a heterodox position on abortion (heterodox re- Republican standards, and even then, still regressive and bad!) having a no-big-deal attitude about premarital sex

Ideologically I agree with you. However, I would not be surprised if you told me that a majority of people in Alabama want some gross fire and brimstone shit visited upon this lady.

One one hand, I get that lots of people are not going to see their fave on this list; on the other hand, it makes me a little sad that there is no mention of Adina Howard here.

If it was up to me, Robin S. Show Me Love all day. But Beyonce’s on the list, so, I find it unlikely that Beyonce wouldn’t win.

I’m just waiting for conservative chucklefucks to pin this on "Killary"