As alternative dispute resolution goes... it could be worse. 

“a hand full of duds (I’m looking at you Girl 6 and Chi-Raq and Red Hook Summer)”

“The #OscarsSoWhite, Cuba Gooding Jr. tried to marry his statue.”

For real? I thought FIFA was supposed to be the worst corruption-wise? 

I'm sure he learned his lesson the first time. 

I would not feel good, as an American, about going into a head-to-head comparison with France to see who is worse. Both have plenty of sins, but I think we edge them out for more bad every time. The French don’t have the moral authirutyt they act like they do, but (a) neither do we; and (b) unless you’re a Trumpy, or…

That would actually be a legal relationship in most U.S. states, either because the age of consent in most places is 16, or because of near-in-age laws.

So being a Republican apparently means entering into a counter-majoritarian us-against-the-world suicide pact with other Republicans... while dragging the electoral majority down with them.

Good point—clearly the elimination of the black market via the continued legalization and regulation of marijuana nationwide is also a good idea.

I think moving this fareway will be a far easier sell than stopping plantation weddings.

I know this is macabre, but I hope he picks his presumptive successor. 

Are Netflix documentaries particularly prestigious, or a cut above other documentaries? I thought the joke was that Netflix will produce just about anything.

“You just have to love the NFL. You can do anything in this league and still have a job. Except using your public platform to try and enact positive change in the world. That’s a no no.”

Man, getting drunk and high is easy as hell tho. If you've got 20 bucks and a convenience store nearby, you can get drunk.

It’s an easy way to dismiss something without having to learn much or anything about fitness, nutrition, and conditioning. “Everyone who has achieved anything worthwhile cheated” is the motto of the lazy hater.

Raising my proverbial glass to Emily V. Gordon, now an incidental beneficiary to the Marvel movie craze.

The issues with this movie cannot be fixed with a CGI patch, unless the patch is literally just to superimpose the audio and video from a Toy Story movie over the whole film so that you’re watching Toy Story rather than Cats.

“Rule of law: Don’t post checks your body can’t cash both now and 10 years down the road.

Also, don’t post jackass crap that will get you slapped the shit out if you said it in real life.....ever.”

From a p.r. perspective, she would have been better off if she had helped to rob a liquor store at 15; people would be more willing to let that go.

“I was a teen” (and specifically the age Cabello was) is grounds for being treated more leniently by the state for various serious felonies, including lots of shit that have always been bad basically everywhere (e.g., stealing, destruction of property, breaking and entering, seriously hurting people or even killing…