The sketches are hit or miss for me. The thing about the CIA operative who no one sees because she’s supposedly not conventionally attractive has been done already, and it just never seems to land. The thing about the aliens stealing people’s dance moves was also no prize, thought the fact that they are clearly…

It is just as weird that a 21 year old is friends with a 6 year old as it is that a 36 year old is dating a 21 year old.

If everyone who professes to be a liberal, or even anti-Trump, just committed themselves to voting for whomever has the (D) next to their name in the general election, we’d be solid—even despite the gerrymandering, sabotaging of the VRA, etc. Unfortunately, I think the narcissism of small differences is going to bite…

I would sort of love it if the only official end to the story of whatever sort were the series finale of “Game of Thrones” because GRRM was too lazy to finish the story in life, and too much of a petulant diva to allow it to be finished after his death.

Handing it over now would be the best thing to do, but GRRM is too much of a diva for that.

Statistically speaking, he's highly unlikely to finish the series himself. And that's fine. 

Hopefully he’ll hire Colin Kaepernick who is apparently still itching to play for basically anyone.

I’m surprised anything involving and/or featuring Tyga is getting a “yes” here.

How nice for Italians that there’s only been an (apparently) ugly epithet for them since the 1970's.

To the extent that that’s actually a marriage based on mutual love (i.e., that they both love one another) I’m sure he’d be heartbroken if she left. However, if he’s every bit the dastardly, misogynistic opportunist he’s often made out to be in his more unflattering press... how much do we think he wouid actually care…

The guy was wronged, sued, and accepted a settlement. Now he has endorsement deals, but WITHOUT having to brutalize his body and future mental health. And through it all people have continued to discuss histprotest and the subject of his protest.

I routinely mistake Babylon Bee headlines for Daily Caller and Steven Crowder (among others). headlines. The problem is that so-called legitimate political positions on the right are often so wacky that there’s not much room left to create humor by making statements so “extreme” that reasonable people would assume…

For sure, that’s why I said ‘what reparations would even look like’. I could be straight cash, it could be a ridiculously huge endowment from which to fund college tuition or preposterously low-interest, sweetheart deal loans (with the glutt of cash serving to underwrite what might otherwise be hefty risks.) But,…

I look forward to her child’s debut as a Soundcloud rapper twelve or thirteen years from now.

“We need some truth telling when it comes. We don’t need another commission to look at evidence.”

It should absolutely be allowed, but I’m curious as to how many mothers will actually be cool with breastfeeding during a stream knowing that there are at least a few dudes fapping to her feeding her baby. That would skeeve me the fuck out.

Was gonna say “Nermal or GTFO”, but as it turns out, Nermal is in there. So I support this. NERMAL 4 LYF

New Rule: if you tell someone to go back to anywhere, or otherwise be quiet, because they are seeking to make changes to the status quo--you’re not allowed to try to change literally anything about the country or status quo one way or another.

The thing with Pelosi is that she and the Squad have entirely different goals and are coming from entirely different places. The Squad is (casting them in the most favorable light and taking them at face value,) concerned with standing up for ideals and peoples that have been been cast by the wayside; they’re…