Normally, I find you amusing. However, I am judging you for this recycled poop joke.

And she looks great. Fuck ‘em.

She’s pushing 60 and her character has spent the last 3+decades trying to hold a galaxy together. Something is wrong with her face?

I think it’s brilliant. He goes to SNL because people watch SNL. Nobody is watching cspan.

He’s using media to promote policies. It’s smart. It’s bringing the policy discourse to people who might not be engaged.

Seriously. Came here to say this. When was the last time David Spade had anything relevant to say?

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

If pornhub doesn’t contain mostly the pernicious kind of porn, I suppose I can tip my hat to them, then.

I’ll see myself out.

hehe...solid

“Just a few days ago, Pornhub announced the winner to be a 48-year-old Texan woman named MaryAnn Uribe.

It's hard going back to college and especially with all the things she's going through. Never thought I say this but thanks Pornhub for doing someone a solid.

Clearly, they’ve never found their own target.

“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right. So I was uneasy.”

seriously, this shit wasn’t supposed to be taken as advice, people

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm.

"If you hate running, you shouldn't do it. Period."