Is this... does this mean you’re getting married?

Well, I made Olivia a 5* in Fire Emblem Heroes this week, grabbed Cav Archer Lyn as my freebie (and went Team Lyn in the Voting Challenge), and spent 80 orbs in CYL banner for... well, some new 4s, an entire summon’s worth of Oboro/Peri, and an 8% pity rate. Which is fine. After pulling Chrom for free last week, with…

I never participated much in Miiverse, but its inclusion in games was always worth at least a curious glance and sometimes a laugh. The good news is that Nintendo social media content, ah, finds a way, as seen in Inkopolis Plaza in Splatoon 2, where trends and memes rise and fall as they do on the rest of the…

Young man, I think it’s time you learned a lesson about Lightspeed brand briefs.

There’s something about the way the magical elements glint and glimmer in the animation that sets it apart; I can see the smooth movement of it all in my mind, and I remember wondering how that magic looked so magical with that medium. Also, the owl and its abode is incredibly creepy.

It’s definitely my favorite aesthetic in a course. It should be in every Mario Kart game forever.

I have failed so many times on that suspension, but I still like to try.

Yoshi Circuit is a baffling inclusion in MK8 and feels more difficult as well.

It’s fun but not quite the same without super Bowser shells.

Wild Woods and Shy Guy Falls have such great little touches. Sweet Sweet Canyon’s stands full is fun to stop and look at, too.

The giant pinballs, bumpers, and flipper she near the bottom are the best kindness of obstacle.

It’s kind of like picking a favorite child because so many are SO GOOD. Koopa Cape is a favorite, Maple Treeway another, but my absolute favorite is Animal Crossing, which combines a fun design that incorporates many elements from the franchise of origin with a seasonal approach that makes subtle changes to the track.…

Their direct backer videos really did make them seem super nice and very passionate about their work. I backed Twilight Zone and Star Trek TNG both, and in general I prefer their tables to Zen’s. Zen makes some solid tables, and they can do a lot more, but they feel less like pinball tables and more like pinball video…

Yeah, no, AV Club existed before this sites and isn’t changing to suit Gawker’s other sites.

Even if it’s a minority, yes, it’s an incredibly vocal minority, and I remember reviewing ME3 at Amazon because I felt it got a bad rap due to a somewhat fumbled climax despite being good overall and serving as a logical ending for the trilogy. What i got for my efforts was downvotes because players had already…

It’d be perfect on the Switch, more perfect than any device this side of an iPad (which I love for it’s vertical space, something the Switch could naturally adopt).

Especially if they’re all completely silent. Filing into the theatre, taking their seats, silently staring at the screen.

I think claiming a Disqus account was more trouble than it was worth, to be honest.

Congratulations! They can take it easy for a while, but at some point you will need to have The Talk. I speak of course of Powersliding, which every child must learn to someday become a fully functioning adult.

The thing with WoW is it’s super good at taking up time, but I find the reality is never half as good as memory, which was about defeating a boss and not the hour spent doing literally nothing waiting for everyone to log in and get sorted.