The papers sure as hell know how to have a good time.

For $38.50, the Pittsburgh Pirates will display your proposal message on their scoreboard, the cheapest available option

So from what I've seen with these "riots" is that their whole purpose is to gather in groups and film each other gathering in groups?

Hey Jaguar, you can save weight by swapping the auto-trans with a manual gearbox....just sayin'

Let's hope that their weight loss programme includes a lighter-than-an-automatic manual tranny.

Awesome article. Thanks for the history lesson. Totally serious. Well done.

I don't get why this is posted...

What does Richard Sherman have to say

At least he will only be at night games.

I'm with you...I didn't get a smartphone forever because I knew what would happen...however...I travel a lot for work, and often to some strange places. Having instant gps, info on areas, hotels, etc...just became too invaluable in my line of work.
The difference is that my job may require an hour or two of computer…

Well as long as you're the one making up the rules here and declaring what's racist and what isn't. Anyone opposing you is wrong, of course. Not like there isn't a noticeable amount of grey area in the debate but let's pretend it doesn't exist.

Whatever. Feigning outrage is just as dumb and transparent as setting up a foundation for Native Americans to help try and protect a team name. Only thing is, Snyder's actually doing something for them and Newell isn't.

I just hope he doesn't become an Indian giver.

Good for Snyder. He'll be damned by most of the media no matter what he does (even if he changed the name, he would be hammered for waiting so long, or only doing it for financial gain, etc), but, no matter what side of this issue you're on, at least some good may come from this organization.

Clearly this guy has never heard of Deadspin before.

I assume you have built up a respectable pedigree in your field and have the highest standards.

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The internet provides a myth of connectivity. A very believable myth that people really buy into. But in reality you're only connected to other people and things on the internet.

Low class move by Catalon. He should a little more sensitivity toward Karnowski. Everybody is familiar with the tragedy Karnowski endured back in high school when 128 people drown at one of his games when the fans attempted to do The Wave.