I found the winner

wow if you consider that poetry youre in for a long and happy time here on jez

[watches Dolan be incredibly open]

We nag you because we need your money to pay for this thing.

reported for racism

Stop persecuting me

Silly Goy

He's going to quit before the first week because of "bullying". Book it.

Having fallen over without reason, Scooter will now be commonly referred to as Building 7.

Sorry, Jezebel. I respect the opinions of your writers on many things, but art and humor are definitely not among them. And Lindy West? Please, she's the worst of the bunch of self-appointed humour police. Unless by "insightful and captivating think pieces" you mean "getting butthurt and whiny about how…

"Um, Riley...they're still going to be allowed to play."

Wow, alot of white guilt in this article. Can't say anything bad about 12 Years or it's average acting? It wasn't that great of a movie. And saying so doesn't make you RAAAAYYYYYCCCCEEEESSS. I think you are lost Drew. The white guilt liberals are over at Gawker.

you're a racist

[Everyone at Deadspin simultaneously orgasms.]

It'll be crushed by the nhtsa and epa...

Counterpoint: Any Miata built before the 1996 model year.

fuck you deadspin. all youve done this entire time is slay incognito as this big bad bully racist. reading these texts makes him sound like an asshole yes, but certainly not a racist or a bully. and now that the story doesn't fit your narrative, you have no comment on it. fuck you. fuck you for injecting every…

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