Still better than Denny Hecker.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

So this is kind of shitty, in that, yes, Hauschka missed the extra point, but in the grand scheme of things, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway. The Cardinals needed a field goal, they drove down against the Seahawks defense and scored that field goal.

I feel bad for her. She’s gonna have a massive headache after the game. Watching Sam Bradford for sixty minutes will do that to you.

If I had a dollar for every time a baby boomer complained about my generation, maybe I could afford to buy a house in the market they destroyed.

Just like we should apparently retire “no one” because no one can spell it. Same goes for subordinate clauses starting with “because” pretending to be complete sentences.

Just so I am clear. You are putting an anonymous Kinja commenter on one side of the scale. You put the President Elect of the United States (the next in line for the most powerful position in the world) on the other side of the scale. You find each one committing the same offense and your conclusion is “oh well, both…

“He’s got a lot to learn about kinesiology before he’s ready for the NBA.”

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

oh my.

What people don’t get is those Stormtroopers had families. They’re just doing their job. #whitelivesmatter.

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

Penn State not receiving the death penalty is roughly the NCAA’s equivalent of Sandy Hook’s not inspiring legitimate gun control legislation: When society as a whole decides that a bunch of brutalized and/or dead kids is less important than college football $$$ or MAH GUNS, DAMMIT, there’s no point in discussing…

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."