Were her JNCO jeans & platform sneakers not Air Force One safe or something? Those look like the break away track pants wrestlers sports entertainers wear out to the ring. Of course, considering how fake this whole presidency is, that might be the most appropriate thing she could be wearing.

“The unfortunate tendency toward self-absorption that’s resulted from my lifelong feud with myself...”

EXACTLY! And dude: you were not raised by wolves; you lived in a house with sheets on the bed. It is only because you are both dumb and gross that you failed to make the connection between sheets on the bed at your parents’ home, and the lack of sheets (or basic hygiene, really) at your own. 

Mattress covers people. Jesus. 

It sounds utterly and embarrassingly cheesy but I actually teared up at these photos & descriptions and maybe it’s partially because I’m German. There’s the obstreperous, anti-authoritarian, strong-willed moral America we truly love.

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me

Y’all remember rock of love with Bret Michaels? He’s probably a republican and he’s probably overjoyed that trump’s spawn likes his music.

I almost hate don jr more than the trump himself. He is just so, so aggressively stupid and so fucking pleased with himself. I follow this account on twitter called trump alert which follows all the trump’s twitter accounts, and shows what tweets they like or retweets, and his is nonstop with promoting alt right super…

Dear lord, the lengths some people go through to avoid saying they made a mistake. It’s becoming clear you had no idea this guy is best known for torturing and abusing his pregnant girlfriend and you ran your mouth before knowing any better. That’s fine, but may I suggest shutting up now before you dig yourself any…

I didnt beat any women, or almost kill any guys I shared a cell with because I thought they might be gay by the time I was 20 so.... fuck this guy good riddance. Don’t forget that by making him famous despite what a fucking monster he is, he normalizes abuse and homophobia for his tween fans

At this point, I dont get how you all are not constantly marching against this president and on mass making sure everyone is registered to vote and is going to vote. Hell, phone up the car rental place and make sure to book the buses ahead of time to drive around and take everyone you find to polling stations.

I’m sorry he died because now he won’t have to face consequences for his behavior. I usually don’t wish death on anyone because that gets them off easy.

And yet, so many to go.

Did you seriously just “Well, boys will be boys,” this?

> He’s so young that he has a chance to turn his life around.

I don’t understand why we are so big on giving second chances. At a certain point, we should be allowed to write people off as pieces of shit who aren’t redeemable until mountains of evidence to the contrary prove otherwise.

He has no where to go but up.

Dear Mistah Fingah,

Give Trump a chance? First off, I don’t believe Prince Harry said any of that, not for one minute. He’s cozy with the Obamas and probably would have invited them to the wedding if it had happened during his term (but typically avoids getting involved in politics).

I’m somehow amazed this guy has not been put on a tight leash. Or that any orders to shut the fuck up, Dad, have either been dismissed/ignored or not given at all.

Bobby, the shirtless pics are because new parents are encouraged to bond with their children using skin-to-skin cuddling. It helps regulate the body temperature and breathing of the newborn, lets them feel the warmth of human contact, and helps them adjust to life outside the uterus. It’s good for the baby, not just…