I can’t donate blood anywhere. Not in the USA, because I lived in Europe (Switzerland and the UK). Not in the UK because I lived in the USA. >.>

My boyfriend is amazing at oral sex. He’s the only guy who has ever made me feel so gorgeous and super sexy when he goes down on me (he genuinely loves going down on me) and it is very very nice but it doesn’t make me cum easily. Dunno why, but it just doesn’t. PIV sexy times however? All the orgasms XD

The nexaplanon did a number on me hormonally and I used to have 10day plus periods that were super heavy and so painful I thought I was going to die. This is why I will not use the IUD. I’ve found the patch works well for me :)

US citizenship makes it easier to travel and live in places with good education opportunities. So kid could go study in the USA without issue.

Oh when I visit the states I just tip everyone to be safe! Lol I have no idea what I’m doing, but it’s not loads of money XD

People like to complain and make out that non-telepathic people are willfully being dicks when they don’t do exactly what they had imagined they should be doing.

The argument of tipping leading to better service is bullshit. You know where doesn’t have a tipping culture? Switzerland. You know where service is usually amazing and hospitality is a respected and well paid career? Switzerland. In the US, whenever I’ve been out to eat, I’ve felt a. Rushed as hell because,…

That. Sounds. Amazing. Imma try and make that at some point :D

As someone not from the USA, chips + dip to me is tortilla chips and salsa. I don’t know what queso is but it sounds cheese based and amazing :D Where do I sign up??

Using aspirin as a face scrub. Take the aspirin tablet, let it soak up a whole bunch of water, then use it as a face scrub. It is amazing. All the redness goes from my face and it leaves your skin feeling sooooo soft. I do it once a week. I buy cheap own name aspirin from boots (it’s like... 12p lol) and it is…

I’d let him murder me...all night long <3

Someone who enjoys making a lot of money and having a lot of free time...?

I’m going as Bellatrix Lestrange, my friend is going as Sirius Black, and we are going to randomly duel throughout the evening. Her dog is being dressed up as dobby :D I am excited!!!

I like all those things...but I also love the crap out of icing. And cry a lot at sappy bullshit (kittens stuck in trees! puppies that are unwell! Small children in animal costumes!)

So...I’m...an emotional psychopath? :/ :?

Haha yup the struggle is real!! I have found you can get a similar effect putting talcum powder as your under eye powder then normal powder everywhere else (and blending the shit out of it) but it is such a pain.

I like fringe. Without it, I feel like my forehead is way too big. Also, everyone having the same haircut is boring as hell lol

Perhaps a random question but...

It’s the lightest one they do, yes. See if you can test it before buying it, but I find it awesome and the only foundation that doesn’t make me look orange or like I’ve gone mad with bronzer :) and it’s pretty affordable too compared with other brands.

Can you get No7 in the USA (Boots own brand makeup)? I wear No7 Protect and Perfect Foundation in Calico and it is one of the only foundations I’ve found that matches my skin tone (I am very white...) https://www.boots.com/en/No7-Protect… It’s kinda yellow-y undertones as well, which is why it suits me.

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This is a lovely thought but still in the UK people have more kids than they can take care of :/