It’s back up now.

I am fine with someone taking away my plate (if I’ve actually had a chance to put my knife and fork down...dont be swooping in when there is still half a plate left :/) but something I don’t understand is in the US, when I went last, the waiter/waitress would swoop in, take your plate, and drop your bill at the same…

Feet in flipflops shouldn’t smell! They are being constantly airated :D

It says hello friend (but it’s formal which...is strange if you are addressing a friend. Look at that, a rapist and a fail at basic Chinese grammar) . But I wish it said rapist shit bag.

Thissss. I have a masters degree from an English university, but I went to highschool in the USA (and did IB to get into uni). When I was looking for jobs I was *still* questioned on my lack of GCSEs. Despite having a masters degree (and an IB diploma, which is a higher qualification than GCSEs). Not having GCSEs…

I have two younger siblings and am a massive bossy boots and very particular about how things are done (like srsly don’t understand people who don’t have plans in place... My boyfriend brings the whimsy to our relationship). I have a friend who is an only child who is amazing at looking after herself, and I have…

My boyfriend offers to get my tampons/pads for me, but only if I give him a picture of the brand I like because he gets confused XD

Haha yeah our house is 100 odd years old... And that isn’t considered wierd here ;)

It was (mainly) a joke :p this is why I always keep a pair of roll up ballerina slipper shoes in my bag, so if my feet decide they hate me, I can wear them :)

It’s still dirty and gross though *shudder* just... Less so than other large cities? Idk... I still wouldn't walk around barefoot ;]

Oh ew you walked barefoot in London. Time to chop your feet off...;)

I grew up on the continent and as a child (up to about 4) only wore swimming bottoms. Because there are no boobs to be hidden. After that I personally wanted to wear a “girls” swimsuit because I kept getting confused for a boy (I also demanded to have my hair cut short so... Idk I was a wierd kid XD). But then again…

This is my new favourite gif of all time :D

My mum and I went to NYC for my graduation from high school, and we looked at the line to get on the boat to the statue of liberty, zoomed in a picture of the statue from the shore, then went for a walk back up to our hotel (which was near fifth avenue so we got the chance to walk all through China town and little…

True say. And it's good fucking wine, can't be wasting it.

Oh FFS....

I kinda do this with my legs...but I just use baby oil to shave in the shower (don’t laugh—my skin gets so sensitive if I don’t use oil to shave I end up with cuts EVERYWHERE...and I don’t even know why. Shaving gel does bugger all, and I can’t use women specific razors, I have to use male facial razors, WHICH ARE…

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I moved to the states at sixteen and someone said they liked my pants and I was concerned my thong was on show for quite a while until my nice friend explained Americans to me *is British* XD

Haha oh god I feel for you! The storyline at the moment are fabulous! I love Shabnam’s story—so heartbreaking! And Dean is such a massive arse Oh my days! I hate it when I can’t watch it for a week (although then I have the gluttonous joy of the omnibus... Mmmmmm so much drama). Nothing I love more than curling up…