Ordering breast milk online seems...sketch as fuck. Like, fine if you get it from a hospital/medical body that has rigorous testing, but I am assuming this is more like an Etsy type dealio, where anyone can donate breast milk. Surely the safer option would be to just fucking formula feed? At least formula isn’t going…

I have had such issues with “ideal” birth contol. The implant made me CRAZY and have 10 day long periods and cramps to the point where i couldn’t move (even though apparently there was “no way” the implant could have made my cramps that bad...okay so the fact that they stopped a week after having the devil stick…

The only way kale tastes good is fried butter and with bacon.

Walk into the selfie-stick, sending the selfie-iPhone (it's ALWAYS a fucking iPhone) flying onto the lovely concrete floor.

Eh, really??

her kids make me so broody omg. No other celeb kids do but ask ange just makes me want a bundle of kids.

What is the guy getting married into? Sports, cars, hiking, etc.?

Go for the PhD, if you can afford it (I mean, if you can live on that amount of money and not starve :)).

It makes you feel very important and fancy while producing excellent food. Also who doesn't like to be fancy once in a while?

Question (serious): What do you wear when you do not wish to wear clothes that are clingy/uncomfortable/restrictive? Floaty skirts? Or do you not have this need?

Okay, well, I suppose she is right. If I was married to a dude who expected me to look picture perfect the whole fucking time and to never be a slob I'd be divorced before I was married.

...Yes :(

I don't know. I just know that that yellow mustard (hot dog mustard) is very mild compared to English mustard. Maybe English mustard has more actual powdered mustard seeds in it? Idk but I know I would NOT want to rub it on a burn. The closest approximation I can come up with is wasabi, in terms of spiceyness…

Good lord, I was imagining putting English mustard on a burn and winced. That stuff is SPICY (you can get it in powder form and mix with water to make your own strength of mustard...UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES INHALE THIS POWDER! X.X).

The film has been out in the UK for a while. I won't give anything away but I will say it is AWESOME and you should watch it if you like thriller/scifi.

Then really Scotland is your best bet XD (or a wedding with non-Scottish men of Scottish ancestory who want an excuse to rock a skirt)

These animals mostly don't sound too odd to eat. Horse is fucking delicious and common in France and Switzerland, goose is easy to get in the UK and sometimes a substitute for turkey at Xmas (thus the song "Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat"), wood pigeon (not like...trafalgar square pigeon) is a posh…

Also, McBeetus isn't something I personally came up with. It's a common "joke" name for McDonalds.

Erm...????

Okay, well...most people in the UK pronounce McDonalds and Mac Donalds (not Muck Donalds, which is how you would pronounce it with McDonalds). What upsets me more is that the ISS dude who posted this clearly benefitted from a UK education/lifestyle (it's a very English phrase, not one you would pick up unless you had…