this is what a lot of people call it in the UK.

My mum's bernese Mountain dogs gets measured food twice a day, but he doesn't eat it all at once. It's a pain, because if he doesn't much it down all at once, the cats eat his food DX

The yolk has to be runny, but the white has to be hard. Otherwise you get snot eggs *blegh*

Oh that is so sweet <3

Is it weird I've never lived alone? I lived with friends at uni, then moved back home, then moved in with my boyfriend. I have never singularly occupied a house (except for 2 months when my boyfriend was working abroad/on the Isle of Man).

Essex has less eyebrows XD I don't live in Essex, so I can't say, but I think Essex has more fake boobs and Liverpool has more fake tan. Also people with rollers in doing their shopping. I do love scouse land but my goodness I am not the same style as them at all (I don't have the commitment to hair!).

Weirdly, with my siblings and I it seems to have gone the other way:

Mayo, ketchup, squirt of some sort of spicey sauce, onions, and small pickles (gerkins...not those terrifying pickles Americans have that are like...an entire cucumber O.O). On white bread (brown bread is for losers ;)) with some butter/spread and chopped cucumber and tomato, if I am feeling fancy. Mmmm.

The only place I could do it is Liverpool (UK), and I feel there would be a lot of orange and fake eyelashes and terrifying eyebrows...like this actress:

I like mayo but mayo on MASHED POTATOES?! What in fresh hell wrongness is that?!

Ha! Oh I know exactly what you mean now. >.<; I hate places like that. I was imagining more a proper traditional "peasant" dish or something (like how ratatouille became popular despite being a traditionally poor dish).

The seating yourself thing:

Is bone marrow and pork belly that uncommon?

FFS IT CHANGED COLOUR BEFORE MY EYES AGAIN AEGHHHGGH I THINK MY BRAIN IS DYING!!! TT.TT

THE FUCKING THING CHANGED COLOURS IN FRONT OF ME AHHHHH DX I HATE THAT DRESS

My question is this:

Just came here to say it's not the walk of shame, it's the stride of pride. If I just had sexy sex, you can bet your ass I'll be striding all over the place. XD

Ive finally found birth control that doesnt send my hormones crazy (it's the patch not the pill). I was on the implant...that was a disaster (skin and hormone wise). I don't trust the pill and know too many people it's failed with (I really, really, really cannot have a baby right now noooopeee). I'm in the process of…

Birth control makes my acne worse, but I have to be on it so that I don't have, ya know, babies. lol. I have noticed since eating healthier my skin overall recovers better—I'll get spots, but then they go away again. It's not so bad, but it's still annoying to be an adult with a spotty face.

I guess the trade off for me is that when I lose weight I have a very flat stomach, and my waist is very small. :) I wish more clothing companies recognised our differences and made clothes in different shapes (i.e. thicker legs on jeans, without the waist being big, or vice versa!)