I am suuuuuuper pale (like...lighter than the lightest shade of most foundations>.>) and I love dark lipsticks. My favourite are ones with purple undertones. My advice: Get your skin *flawless* (primer, concealer, foundation, etc. etc.) and just use highlighter as eye makeup, with thick black mascara but no liner. …

My boyfriend got me some for Xmas haha :D also got me their lipbalm, called lip shit. XD both are my new favourite products ^.^

Hand Shit Is the best hand cream I've found. Made with beeswax And you really don't need a lot of it. And it smells awesome XD

i used purple/blue shampoo but it did fuck all for the orange/yellow in my hai. I just bulk buy wella toner from the states it's easier XD

Oh my god my ovaries just exploded. I don't need this, for some reason recently my ovaries have been demanding babies TT.TT. My brain doesn't want babies, but damn it all if my ovaries do >.<|||

actually it's really fucking difficult to get hold of toner in Europe. I have to get it shipped over from the States TT.TT

i always clean them with acetone then wash and dry them before I apply nail polish. Maybe I have oily nails?! Is that a thing??

How do I stop nailpolish peeling? I don't know what's wrong with my nails, but more expensive brands of nailpolish (Opi most notably) peels off my nails in sheets like plastic. I let it dry. I put a Base coat on. I apply two coats and then a top coat. Without fail, I'll be able to peel off little nail shaped molds of…

Try using a blush as a bronzer, and build it up slowly. I am also very fair and unless the bronzer is sand colour, it's a no go XD try to choose a blush which is not too bright pink/red, more on the muted side and with brownish undertones. Building it up slowly is the key

Oh crap, now I'm going to look like I'm following a trend >.>

Make it law that everyone gets vaccinated, no matter what their stupid individual hippy bollocks belief. Make exceptions only for those who medically need an exception made. Not vaccinating a child who can medically have the vaccination is child abuse. The child should be removed from the "toxic" (to use their fucking…

I am all for accepting other religions/cultures. I have no problem with people being Muslim, Christian, Jewish, etc. etc.

i don't know how women in the UK are missing pap smears. You get sent a letter at 25, register and get the pap smear at your local doctors office. Then you get another letter 3 years later reminding you to go for another, if there was nothing wrong of course.

The port + blue alcopop "cocktail" is a staple amongst university students in the UK. Or at least is up north.

i find it easier to get hammered on wine. Buy a box, share it with a friend...those are some drunken times, dude. Beer is harder because all that fizz or if it's proper bitter/ale, two pints feels like you've eaten a loaf of bread.

Ahhh these are both adorable! I might have to just get these and wear some matching board shorts XD

My legs are....a disaster. Like they are short and huge (they are fat but mostly it is just muscle?! Idk how it works but I have huge legs) and they have cellulite. (honestly, jeans don't fit because people don't cut the leg holes wide enough :(). I have a long upper body, huge boobs, and a pretty flat-sh tummy. I…

....Do people...not normally walk around nude in changing rooms at the gym??? How...would one cover oneself the entire time in the gym changing rooms? Unless your gym has more than one tiny cubicle in it...

Bernese Mountain dogs are the best dogs ever. They are huge giant cuddly balls of love <3 my mum and dad have one and omg I love him so much ^.^

I think this is a problem people have when they have a large difference between hips and waist. I have this problem because I have a giant arse and thunder thighs (I'm learning to love them though :D) but a pretty small stomach and tiny waist (once you are past my arse I am relatively slim). I always get this…