Were you never a teenager where knots on your trainers could never be seen because OMGTHATISLIKESOUNCOOL? :P I just apply the same thing to work shoes (tie behind the tongue and tuck the laces in). Knots on your shoes are nerdy as (says the 26 year old who still wears skater clothes from the mid 00s ;))

Galadriel is kinda a pretty name...>.>

I dyed my hair blond from red. Lots of low volume bleach and ash toner. I have a few ginery blond bits but I quite like it.

I did this recently to my ankle. Blood everywhere. Large piece of skin in the razor. I had an to sit down it made me feel very unwell DX

your eyebrows are fine.

I still don't know how you can be pregnant for 9 months and not know. Like my period is an hour late and I break out the pregnancy tests. This included when period was super irregular due to the implant (I may have kept Boots afloat with my purchase of pregnancy test). Clearly people are not paranoid enough…

I don't understand sororities. Like....you pay to be friend with people who tell you what to wear and what to do and how to act? And then you have to apply to get in. Why would you not just house share with friends and wear what you want and laugh at these pathetic girls? It's not high-school ffs grow up...

I still can't tell babies apart from other babies.

I don't know if it will help, but my friend was on opioids when she got pregnant (she has a metal rod in her spine that causes a lot of pain) and her little boy is perfect. *hugs* Hope you feel better soon and wish you all the best with your pregnancy and baby.

I wonder if it's for untreated period pain? I know that sounds dramatic, but before I could get a doctor to listen to me about how fucking bad my period pain used to be (vomiting, passing out, literally could not do anything...etc.) I was self-medicating with over the counter codeine-paracetamol combo, and probably…

I have two brothers and a dad, lived at home with them for 19+ years, and there was NEVER any pee on the floor? You know why? Because that's nasty and we were actually taught to clean up after ourselves (it's like people who don't use a fucking toilet brush to get rid of skid marks in the toilet. I JUDGE YOU…

American pizza in general is wrong. And yes, Pizza Hut/Dominoes is better outside of the USA. It is also more expensive outside of the USA.

Good lord.

........I.......what....?!

A "Make your own [insert cool thing here]". I had a "Make your own perfume" set, "Make your own Eyeshadow" set, three chemistry sets, and a "Grow your own stalactites/stalacmites" kit, and I loved them all. I also had a rock tumbler (you bought rough unfinished rocks and tumbled them to make lovely smooth…

I'm bilingual and when I'm really tired or stressed I sometimes slip into wierd denglish (English/German mix). And sometimes I use German sentence structure in English, even though technically English is my first language. In German it's pretty common to stick "...oder?" (or) on the end of a sentence as kind of a…

Heh. I used to attack my barbies with sharpies to give them the "before" look (think lots of black eyeliner, bright eyeshadow, and black lipstick). I feel child!murphtang would have just coloured these dolls back in (I am still a fan of ott makeup because it's fun XD). Still its a cool idea

Switzerland also has a whole hell of a lot of regulation and registration required to own firearms, and it's not easy to get hold of ammo. (source: I lived there) also shooting is a spot. Most kids do some form of shooting at least once or twice (target shooting) and learn that way how to respect weaponry. In the US…

I don't even like babies (I don't actively hate them or anything I just don't find them interesting or cute like, say, a kitten). I do like some kids (some are pests!) and I get on well with teenagers and I think I would like to do some fostering when I have more money and time, and possibly adopt.

that man is onto something XD I do love wallice (and gromit of course)