captmurphtang1
captmurphtang1
captmurphtang1

I am fairly sure evolution has successfully weeded me out of the genepool by how fucking horrible pregnancy and childbirth is. I get pretty gnarly hormones during the first couple of days of my period and oh sweet jesus I just cannot. This weekend involved crying about a bus timetable -_-;;; And then getting more

My boyfriend is one of my best friends. I tell him pretty much everything, he tells me everything, and it isn't just about sex or whatever. We actively do stuff together, go to the pub together, do activities together, etc. I am always confused when I see couples who seem to fucking hate each other and never spend

My boyfriend can't even use any prescription creams—they just make it worse. The only thing he can use is a specific brand of diaper rash cream. He has to be so so careful with what shampoo and body wash he uses too (for some reason, herbal essences is okay, l'oreal is not...idk why, the ingredients look the same to

i use it on occasion, but too much of it (like using it more than one day) makes my head feel gross. I have pretty short hair so maybe that's why?

Declawing cats is so ODD. Like...you have an animal that has claws. Presumably you KNEW this when you got the damn cat. You can't just chop bits of animal off because convenience!

Is that not already illegal?! In the UK it's been illegal for agesss....

People get so defensive of their shower habits.

Yooo serious. I am a 34G/32GG and ouch I can't even imagine O.o;;;

oh I was deeeeep into the hp fandom. I miss those days (staying up until 3am on the message boards and speculating on the latest book). And yeah...the internet has got way too intense. Why can't trolls still stick to basically just being argumentive twats and the fans being crazy but not quite psychotic? Now you get

China. Seriously, all the fake makeup and nailpolish. They even sell fake shampoo, hairdye, etc. And tbh...the eyeshadow and the nail polish are just as good as the real thing (actually the fake opi I found better than real opi. Opi for some reason peels off of my nails in sheets TT.TT fake stuff stays for a week).

I am quite an untidy person, which is now being kept in check by my much better half. However, during my first year of uni, tidyness was the last thing on the agenda. As such, my room was an absolute tip (messy, not dirty—magazines on the floor, clothes strewn about, electronics not put away, etc.).

i kinda feel there should be a legal "abortion" for men who don't want kids. If I, as a woman, got knocked up I would get an abortion because I don't want a kid. If I was a guy I would equally not want the kid, but wouldn't pressure my hypothetical partner into an abortion. So a possibility of waving all parental

They've changed it recently, it's now...4 or 5 weeks, I think?

i wish an iud would work for me but progesterone only birth control turns me into a monster. Spotty periods, epic fucking mood swings (I have a mood disorder anyway, it makes it a bazillion times worse), random weight gain and loss, headaches, etc. Oh and it makes my cramps worse. At least, this was my experience with

"Here in Oklahoma, it has been illegal to use a hood, mask, or disguise for criminal conduct for over 90 years"

I once blurted out everything to my boyfriend (poor guy, having to deal with my crazy) and he was massively reassuring. I'm not completely over it, but talking it out helped. His reasoning for not wanting sex all the time is hed rather have a moderate amount of awesome sex instead of a lot of mediocre sex, which I

thank you.

i was super anxious the first time I got a pap smear but it really wasn't too bad! Didn't hurt at all. It was awkward as hell and a bit uncomfortable but not terrible.

im having a party (well, it will be myself, my boyfriend, and four of our friends). The theme is fancy and I am wearing a plunging neckline red dress and a tiara. We will be playing fancy themed party games such as pin the mustache on the gentleman, what's under my tophat, and guess the royal. I plan to be shitfaced

My boyfriend started uni at 23. His friend went back to uni at 26. My mum's friend did her first degree in her 40s. You're never too old :) I didn't finish my education until I was 24, that was after my master's degree. It is not at all uncommon for people to go back to uni when they have worked for a bit.