i can only share my experience of UK Christmas traditions, but I would say absolutely necessary are Christmas crackers, Turkey and stuffing, cranberry sauce, mince pies and Christmas cake, tinsle and baubles on the Christmas tree, stockings (just with little cheesy presents, like pens and card games...things like…

aaaaand tears. :'(

This is why I love that my boyfriend isn't an "alpha male" (or stereotypical alpha male...or a Type A person...whatever). He really just wants to have a decent job making an okay wage and wants to have lots of time to pursue hobbies, etc. I am much more the person who wants to make money and have a career. And he…

Do...do these people not have a PR dept/PR manager? Like...this is basic image management. Do not charge the women who have been raped and ignored to the point where they had to turn your front porch into a fucking Ikea show room $471 for a fucking clean up fee. Jesus.

You'd think it would be obvious that this…

maybe it's a tardis dress—bigger on the inside. The latest trend: no need for lipo or diets, everyone can look like a size 00? ;) if such a dress a. Existed and b. Came with the doctor, I'd be all over that. As it stands, it's a cool concept but not 4D and not something I'd buy (plastic clings to all the wrong places)

A group leader I had while on a trip to Senegal told the story that when she had been in Vietnam, a monkey mugged her and stole all her money and her passport. Apparently some people train them to do this to rip of tourists. Sneaky monkeys.

KOREAN ADVERTS ARE DAMN FEELS! Omg my friend and I legit go searching for the cutest/sweetest ones and then see who can go the longest without crying.

good lord. Recently been having broody feelings re: babies. They are gone. Deader than a dead thing. Pregnancy actually sounds like the worst thing ever and there is no way I'm doing that (my god the comments...you poor women!). Nope nope nope.

Chicken pox is so dangerous to adults. My mum got it at 19 and had to be hospitalised :/ :/

I wonder if this is more letting go of the past so he (Mr. Trinh) can move on. Maybe him forgiving Wahlberg is a way for him to put it behind him?

Dude I didn't bleed when I lost my virginity, because I used to horse ride and bike and use tampons. Also it shouldn't matter because I lost my virginity in 2006, not the 1800s.

*rolls eyes*

I guess it depends how you feel about blood. I am...not good with blood. It makes me feel queazy. Big blood clots from my period are enough to make me nauseated. So...yes...getting one in my mouth would probably make me vom. And the boyfriend vomming...that might be a case of sympathetic spewing. Which I also…

OMFG WHAT THE FUCK I NEARLY VOMMED ON MY KEYBOARD!

My friend and I used to sell them to people when we were students. Roll ups as well. No, you can't have my cigs. If you give me a quid you can have one. And then we would use that money to buy lovely, lovely vodka :D (oh how i miss £1 vodka)

I have to pee really often too! And I always feel self-conscious about it. Like sorry dudes, I can't go 8 hrs without a pee. Because I hydrate. And because I just have to pee!

I don't get it either. Im not German but I'm also not American. Maybe its American humour. I don't understand Saturday night live either so...yeah...

TEARS ARE A WONDERFUL WAY TO START TUESDAY MORNING, THANKS REBECCA! :p

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I quite like fresh whipped cream (as in, double cream beaten with a whisk until it is whipped or fresh cream put in one of those whipped cream devices...I don't know what they are called but my mum has one and it's awesome). But yeah...whipped cream out of a can is WRONG. And cool whip sounds...unpleasant. :/

Chelsea buns with turkey: http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/t…
My mum makes these every year after xmas. OMG so nice.