I would totally eat bugs...if they were mashed into a nugget or burger or something. I'm the same with most food though—I don't want to see it's face...or eat it's face (not to do with guilt or anything, just because I find it creepy as balls). So yeah, scorpion burger=yay, whole scorpion=nay.

I would guess there probably is! Its marketed mainly as diaper rash cream here. I'm surprised they don't have it in the US. Hmmm...I did a quick google and it said 10% creamy Desitin is sort of similar. But yeah...this stuff is magical. (I use it on everything...my boyfriend even used it to fix a blown headgasket…

Best thing I've found for acne? This stuff:

...All of those things would make me like someone less. Dude, if you want to be cool and interesting, show some fucking originality. "ooo, I have a jacket that costs more than your rent" fuck off. That shirt is fugly and you are dumb. All this shows me is that you are a) shallow and b) bad with money. Want to get…

Look at circle lenses (usually imported from China or Korea). They are really, really nice. I've had purple, black, green, and blue, and all just put a hint of the colour over my naturally (green) eyes to make me look like a doll. And you can get them with prescription too. I wore these for a year on and off for…

Oh gods, this story + all the stories in the comments=floods of tears. My little baby kitty is sitting on my desk napping and I just want to squish him. TT.TT

No one is giving their kids weed, calm down, it was a joke. >.<;

Oh man, my neighbors had to endure so many renditions of badly played, loud Disney tunes (Under the Sea is HARD) on the sax when I was about 12. Totally worth it, because I got a bass sax and would march around the house playing the death march from StarWars when I got older. If I still had my sax I would do it now…

My boyfriend is white and can't tell anyone apart from anyone unless he knows them well. Celebrity fails are the most fun—he thought Kiera Knightly was "that woman from titanic" (Kate Winslet). They look nothing alike, and I couldn't stop giggling at his fail. XD

Can they please extend their range to some shorts that go lower than mid-thigh and non-tight-as-fuck tracksuit bottoms? Because I am trying to exercise to slim down my legs...no one wants to see them jiggling about unleashed. >.<;

Surely it depends also how well you know the person with a kid? If my best friend was had a kid, then I would totally go all out with the crazy cute adorable shoes and clothes because I *know* she would love it. However, if it was more of like...an office friend or even a cousin, I'd go with the registry.

This reminds me of the comedian who went on a rant about how he saw a coffee shop selling "Artisanal Toasted Bread"...or as he called it "fucking toast". >.<;;;

Seriously, do people not cohabit before they get married? And thus know these things already...

I tend to have little tolerance for people bitching about their kids.

She LIES! Spaetzle is always little nuggets of joy! Whenever I go back to Switzerland I buy a huge amount of ready made Spaetzle and freeze it...THEN I CAN ALWAYS HAVE THE DELIGHTFUL LITTLE FRIED BASTARDS! :D

YOU WILL NEVER GET ME TO WEAR FOOT PRISONS (socks) WHEN I DON'T HAVE TO!

Also, aren't Teva sandals mainly for hiking/activities that involve the outdoors? I live in the UK...if I wear fucking socks with sandals, those socks are going to get wet. >.<; Then I will have constricted feet that are soggy.

I do love my…

In Chinese it means Body/Health and Now. HEALTH NOW! Maybe she is a very, very enthusiastic about fitness and kale? XD I once saw someone with the character for "cai" on her neck...saying that "Oh this is my son Kai's name in Chinese". It was, in fact, 菜, which means vegetable or dish...>.> I did not tell her so.

Honestly, free breakfast is an awesome idea, not just in terms of being able to afford/not afford breakfast. How many parents have time to feed their kids a full breakfast every morning (rushing to work, getting multiple kids ready, etc.), and how many older kids are going to fix themselves breakfast? This is a…

I somehow don't think this will have the same impact on the kitten (who now recognises "SHUT UUUUUP" as a sign that mummy is working...and thus must be used as a scratching post >:D) but it will be more entertaining XD

It must depend on the type of hair/skin you have. Because OW waxing I cannot stand it (and don't get me started on the devil machine that is the eppilator!). And I've had tattoos and piercings, and those hurt me *less* than waxing. This is why I laser my hair off *zap*